And at the December age of (almost) 22, I'm finally learning how to play Say It Ain't So ( Read more... )

Carl (the servicemaster mopping the floors): i like fast music..you know, something you can dance to.
Me ('hard at work' at the info desk): yeah, like what?
Carl: you know, like the Black Beans.
Me: the what?
Carl: the Black Beans Group. You know them.
Me: ...
Carl: They real fast!
Me: you mean the Black Eyed Peas?
Carl: Yeah!
Me: They are totally

yesterday i took the bus-train-bus to my new house and got caught in one of the epic downpours that have been going on here upstate all spring. then i sat on the floor of my new apartment with no bed, bedding, blanket, food, lightbulb, cell phone service, soap, boyfriend, key to the storage facility with my life in it, etc. And it dawned on me: ( Read more... )

guess who won the bard senior fiction prize?

I DID
JOYCE DID
I AM A PRIZE-WINNING NOVELLA-IST

now what to do with that $33.00 prize money...

so as I was procrastinating just now, i remembered this one time my friend simon introduced me to his friend who was also a writer. he said, 'joyce is an excellent writer'
and i said WHAT?
and he repeated himself
and i said, 'oh i thought you said i was a mexican waiter.'
the end.

back to the salt mines.

no one reading this cares but 130 is more than double the size of most projects.
with the fiction, it's over 200 pages.
that's like a million times more than everyone else!

sorry, i just can't get over the injustice.

you might as well know that despite being two days past the due date already ( Read more... )

i just want everyone to know that i am now the author of a very shitty and very short novella. that's all.
THE END.

I WANT A CIGARETTE ( Read more... )

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