You'd be all two dimensional and shit

[fattymccraigs]

I need someone to

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[cranley]

how DARE you! You know daaaamn well that I make you laugh, and if you don't know, then laugh you never shall! What about all those humorous times we spent giggling it up drunkenly in waskesieu? What about the time we laughed heartily while i ordered us another round of kaiser soze's after witnessing poor meagaroo convulse on the floor after the first one? What about all the times that i made you cry while tounging your asshole?

You disappoint me craigers, and now... now you must SUFFER!

*HI-YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-KEN!*