Hopefully the events that took place this morning will make it painfully and abundantly clear that "fight them there so we don't have to fight them here" works in both directions.

Ok, I have to make this quick because I don't have much time:  I updated, told you I would, so there!

Tonight:

1. I bought a bottle of the greatest fluid the human race ever has, and probably ever will, produce, Tanqueray No. 102. Hung out with the janitor at Save On Foods for an hour while he swept the floor and discussed relationships ( Read more... )

I have an imaginary belt buckle.  Recently I have been hooking my thumbs over it.  I am now inclined to purchase a real belt buckle.  Suggestions as to where I could procure one on the interwebnets?

aside from the fact that I don't actually know how to speak french, this is pretty much bang on:


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I left a comment today that reminded me of a conversation I had Sunday night with a friend of mine.

I came to the conclusion that my personality, more or less, can be summed up by three movies and a television show:

Movies
1) Fight Club, re society.
2) High Fidelity, re relationships.
3) I *heart* Huckabees, re life.

Television1) Mr Show, re ( Read more... )

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Calculus Midterm 2 in 30 minutes, this time for real, no putting it off or I'm gonna put my prof in a head lock.

Alright, lets fuck it up!

ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO!


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