Don't treat me special jus' cos everyone else does.
I Am A Retard
Are you actually mentally challenged?
Weeeellll, never been tested, doctor.
Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why?
No...but I went to a Louisiana Public School.
What is your most retarded moment?
(it doesn't count if you were stoned)
I have those..practically daily.
But this one time I fell down a minature hill and landed face first.
Do you spit/drool when you talk?
I excessively salivate sometimes..I drool in my sleep.
Do you spit when you eat?
When I laugh...yes.
Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing?
Woah, boy, don'tcha know it.. There's no stopping me..ever. ::thrust hips outward::
Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part?
No. =oT
Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why?
Almost 1st and 6th....because..that's how it happened?
Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak?
Yes.
Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team?
what team?
Did you parents ever call you "special"?
They..love me....that's why.. shuddup.
Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures?
Bweh..si.
Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to?
.. blarg, none.
Do you do drugs? If so, what kind?
We do smokes the weed in Nawlins.
Have you ever wondered: What are munities??
Just now.
In your opinion, what makes you so retarded?
lack of brain pumpage..
Are you actually mentally challenged?
Weeeellll, never been tested, doctor.
Were you ever in Special Ed? When and Why?
No...but I went to a Louisiana Public School.
What is your most retarded moment?
(it doesn't count if you were stoned)
I have those..practically daily.
But this one time I fell down a minature hill and landed face first.
Do you spit/drool when you talk?
I excessively salivate sometimes..I drool in my sleep.
Do you spit when you eat?
When I laugh...yes.
Do you dance like a retard, especially when there is no music playing?
Woah, boy, don'tcha know it.. There's no stopping me..ever. ::thrust hips outward::
Have you ever been mentioned in tardblog.com? If so, which part?
No. =oT
Did you ever fail a grade? Which one and why?
Almost 1st and 6th....because..that's how it happened?
Is it hard for people to understand you when you speak?
Yes.
Do you wear a football helmet but you're not on the team?
what team?
Did you parents ever call you "special"?
They..love me....that's why.. shuddup.
Do you often have uncontrollable, spastic gestures?
Bweh..si.
Do people compare you to Arnie Grape from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?? If not, from what movie with a retard do they compare you to?
.. blarg, none.
Do you do drugs? If so, what kind?
We do smokes the weed in Nawlins.
Have you ever wondered: What are munities??
Just now.
In your opinion, what makes you so retarded?
lack of brain pumpage..