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Fairly fat, quite retarded but mostly....
How many mirrors has your ugly face broken?
3 in recent memory
How many mirrors do you have in your bedroom?
1 but its not big enough to get all the ugly at once.
Do you avoid having your picture taken?
Ive beaten up friends and family when pictures are snapped. I dont avoid them anymore but, they avoid me.
Were you made fun of in school for being ugly?
Damn straight
What are your nicknames for being ugly?
the ever classic "bow-wow"
Have you ever looked at Swamp Thing and thought "ditto"?
Swamp thing no, Toxic Advenger-- yes.
Do you wear make-up? How much and how often?
Does chapstick count?
When babies have to look at you, do they cry?
Unless they're brain dead
Do you avoid going places because you are so gross?
Yes, its the humanitarian in me.
Do you fail at every attempt to look better?
Lets just say those attemps were never to be made public
Do you ever look at Clint Howard or Linda Tripp and wish you were that pretty?
No, that Linda is real competition
Do you ever attempt to wear hip or modern clothes only to realize that your ugliness overshadows the entire wardrobe?
Say it ith me now- Sal. Vation. Army.
Are you ugly "on the inside" as well? Why or why not?
Im cancerous, baby
Do you look like this person?
Ah! It's satan!
In your opinion, what makes you so ugly?
Genetics-- Ive been had.
Hmmm... I just relised, no pictures on hand. Oops. Ill come back and post one tomorrow. Sorry.
How many mirrors has your ugly face broken?
3 in recent memory
How many mirrors do you have in your bedroom?
1 but its not big enough to get all the ugly at once.
Do you avoid having your picture taken?
Ive beaten up friends and family when pictures are snapped. I dont avoid them anymore but, they avoid me.
Were you made fun of in school for being ugly?
Damn straight
What are your nicknames for being ugly?
the ever classic "bow-wow"
Have you ever looked at Swamp Thing and thought "ditto"?
Swamp thing no, Toxic Advenger-- yes.
Do you wear make-up? How much and how often?
Does chapstick count?
When babies have to look at you, do they cry?
Unless they're brain dead
Do you avoid going places because you are so gross?
Yes, its the humanitarian in me.
Do you fail at every attempt to look better?
Lets just say those attemps were never to be made public
Do you ever look at Clint Howard or Linda Tripp and wish you were that pretty?
No, that Linda is real competition
Do you ever attempt to wear hip or modern clothes only to realize that your ugliness overshadows the entire wardrobe?
Say it ith me now- Sal. Vation. Army.
Are you ugly "on the inside" as well? Why or why not?
Im cancerous, baby
Do you look like this person?
Ah! It's satan!
In your opinion, what makes you so ugly?
Genetics-- Ive been had.
Hmmm... I just relised, no pictures on hand. Oops. Ill come back and post one tomorrow. Sorry.