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Were you the fat kid in school? - Basically. Not many people were bigger than me.
What are/were some of your fat nicknames? - Mega-boobs. Mega-tits. Megan Mcfatty.
Are you comfortable being fat? - I've grown to accept it. Being thin is over rated.
What is your most embarrassing fat moment? - The time I thought this girl Jen liked me at a party and I was running my mouth acting like a cocky concieted bitch over it and turned out she really liked my friend I had brought to the party.
What diets (if any) have you tried, fatass? - Never dieted. Never wanted to. I like food way to much.
Do you ever plan on not being fat? When and How? - No I'm going to be huge forever.
Do you consider Burger King or McDonald's a balanced or hearty meal of the day? - When you eat it three times a day, Yes.
Do you eat fast? - Like theres no tomorrow.
Do you put "All-You-Can-Eat" Buffets out of business? OH YES! I LOVE THOSE!!
Do you look like this person? - I'm way bigger than her.
In your opinion, what makes you so fat? My tits. My thighs. My arms. Hell, the picture speaks for itself.
I Am Ugly
How many mirrors has your ugly face broken? - None. But if like were like the cartoons, I wouldn't be allowed near a mirror.
How many mirrors do you have in your bedroom? - None.
Do you avoid having your picture taken? - Not really.
Were you made fun of in school for being ugly? - Yes
What are your nicknames for being ugly? - Megzitty
Have you ever looked at Swamp Thing and thought "ditto"? - Of course. I got all the bad genes.
Do you wear make-up? - How much and how often? I wear a lot of concealer because I have really bad acne problems. I try to hide the pimples. Doesn't work though. I have a lot of acne on my breasts as well.
When babies have to look at you, do they cry? - I try to avoid babies.
Do you avoid going places because you are so gross? - I use to. I've come to terms with it.
Do you fail at every attempt to look better? - Basically.
Do you ever look at Clint Howard or Linda Tripp and wish you were that pretty? - I look at anybody and wish I was that pretty.
Do you ever attempt to wear hip or modern clothes only to realize that your ugliness overshadows the entire wardrobe? - Story of my life.
Are you ugly "on the inside" as well? Why or why not? - Well, People have a lot to say about me. I guess most of it is REALLY true. I'm manipulative. I think I'm smarter than everyone. Sometimes I act prettier or skinnier than certain people even though I'm not. Sometimes I feel sexy and wear revealing clothes and gross everyone out. I have a lot of bad qualities so I guess you could say I am ugly on the inside too.
Do you look like this person? - I'm uglier
In your opinion, what makes you so ugly? - Everything.