For much of my life, I grew up reading the weekly police blotter in the Amherst Bulletin. There is something oddly poetic in the way they sum up everyday situations in ways that make them infinitely more intriguing and puzzling than the events themselves. for example:
* 6:22 p.m. - Youths playing a game with what was described as a ball of fire
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8:41 a.m. A squirrel that was acting oddly on North East Street was gone when police got there.
What, pray tell, did they plan to do to the poor squirrel if he didn't check out OK?
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9:15 p.m. A golden retriever by the side of Montague Road was just taking a nap and had not been hit by a vehicle.
But also:
11:23 p.m. Children riding Big Wheels on the sidewalks at South Point Apartments were gone when police got there.
The police in Amherst must be really slow if they are unable to prevail in a high-speed chase involving Big Wheels.
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Was muddy brown and smelled like shrimp
She teased it with a stick one day
To find that it had rotted away
Now she keeps her husband limp
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