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things that make me an asshole include but are not limited to...
- the fact i have a blackberry. i refer to it only as 'my blackberry' and i never put it down.
- i'm selling my car to buy a moped for about as much as i could buy a used car. i'm doing this just so i don't have to haul others around, unless they want to sit bitch going 30mph.
- i wear only skinny jeans. ONLY. designer skinny jeans at that.
- my bike bag is bulletproof and german. no, i still won't wear a helmet.
- real conversation: "i'm at the store. what kind of beer do you want, kelly?" "i don't know... nothing in particular, just an imported micro. fuck it, get some champagne, fuck the beer."
- i am going to watch lost. it's your birthday? your wedding day? your baby shower? sorry, i'm watching lost. give me your address and i'll send flowers.
there are more... but who gives a shit?