i'm pretty sure you're a vaginaface and i hate you

[fauxlife]

so i went out to 15th street with a(boy) tonight and have an interesting time. there's only so much intellectual conversation i can have before fat ladies eating fried chicken dipped in cake frosting turns in to THE funniest thing i've ever heard. so we chatted, drinked, moved out of the bar area to listen to some girl sing. then i got bored and

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[oceanographers]

and he was just smiling and it made me smile inside even though i was yelling at that dumb really that cracked me up haha. you crazy sob.

i did have a marvelous time at panic - the shitty girls. and hey! thanks to you, i shared fruit snacks with bden. um hello does my life get any better? if only sharing fruit snacks was a gateway drug to sharing dna, i'd be set...

haha and i totally know who crazy racist boy is. well i remember him from stories anyway haha.

i guess this comment is kind of pointless except you were saying some crazy shit to me tonight so you must have had a good time at the bar.

[oceanographers]

but i think s(girl) enjoyed herself and got lots of pictures and that's the most important part. AW THAT IS SO CUTE, you are the best bff ever. seriously. thanks for going even though you were sick and putting up with stupid teenage girls at that heffer in the tube top. ily!

[oceanographers]

umm please pretend i can type. it should be AND that heffer.. haha.

[fauxlife]

Yeah, heffer in a tube top with plastic straps...

Like how when we were talking in line with Karen and Jeff and we got on the topic of little girls looking like sluts and I pointed out those girls behind us and purposely said really loud, "Little girls who dress slutty are just looking for problems!" Eye contact is the best!

Hey, have you seen that roll of quarters lying around here??? ;)