Fanfic: Honeymoon
Title: Honeymoon
Word Count: 100
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: G
Author's Notes: Drabble, mostly dialogue, silliness, I blame the voices in my head. Anyone know where I can get a waterproof notebook for when bunnies strike while I'm in the shower?
Summary: Something always goes wrong when you go on holidays...
They stood and stared at the bed.
"It's heart shaped."
"Hey, you were the one who wanted the Honeymoon Suite, what did you expect?"
"A big bed, not a heart shaped one."
"You picked the wrong room then. They expect honeymooners to be romantic, not athletic. If you wanted a bigger bed you should have asked for the slut suite."
"There's a slut suite?"
"Presidential."
House's only reply was a snort.
"We could try to get a transfer to another room?"
"Nah, it's too late to change rooms now. Besides, did you see the size of the heart shaped spa?"
Word Count: 100
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: G
Author's Notes: Drabble, mostly dialogue, silliness, I blame the voices in my head. Anyone know where I can get a waterproof notebook for when bunnies strike while I'm in the shower?
Summary: Something always goes wrong when you go on holidays...
They stood and stared at the bed.
"It's heart shaped."
"Hey, you were the one who wanted the Honeymoon Suite, what did you expect?"
"A big bed, not a heart shaped one."
"You picked the wrong room then. They expect honeymooners to be romantic, not athletic. If you wanted a bigger bed you should have asked for the slut suite."
"There's a slut suite?"
"Presidential."
House's only reply was a snort.
"We could try to get a transfer to another room?"
"Nah, it's too late to change rooms now. Besides, did you see the size of the heart shaped spa?"