Okay, so I may have to change banks after this.

Dear Tennessee:

If you are serious about protecting marriage, ( cont... )

... you can't drive the car without scraping it.
... you can't go out for a smoke break without a coat.
... you can't pet the cats without shocking them.

There is some friggin' hot Brazilian guy training here for a month.

Great... now I gotta start fixin' up every day.

Yep. That about sums it up.

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Yes, I know, I'm supposed to be updating this more, but I really don't have much time for it. Anyhoo, here's part of a letter I wrote to a friend who asked me what was most different about Atlanta.From: LucasDate: Jul 27, 2006 11:53 AM ( Read more... )

You aren't even a teenager yet!
Your hearing rules! You're either quite young or you've looked after my ears.

The highest pitched ultrasonic mosquito ringtone that I can hear is 19.9kHzTest your own hearing at Ultrasonic ringtones

Now, perhaps someone will take the liberty of explaining exactly what it is that draws military men to me...

What is up with calling me up at 1AM to tell me you love me but it wouldn't work out?

Okay, so I've gotta find someone to sit my kitties because

I'm goin' back to Hotlanta!!!

Okay, so it's only for 3 weeks, but still... oh, the fun I'll have!

Now, who wants to take care of my babies while I'm gone?