Interplanetary Transactions

[favoritebean]

Gromprakin floated into the conference room sporting the warmest of smiles. In his many millennia working as a planetary auctioneer, he knew that he could easily have PrakinGrom’s latest acquisition sold by the end of the meeting. It was a war and pestilence torn planet, but it was a very lovely shade of azure, which would make this fixer upper

Comments

[roina_arwen]

Very fun! I love a good comeuppance story!

[lawchicky]

Very clever- I liked this.

[banana_galaxy]

LOL. Those humans are tricky things. Much more than they're given credit for sometimes.

[halfshellvenus]

:D Angela Merkel wants to represent smart, decisive action in any context. ;)

“Or maybe I shouldn’t even sell it. PrakinGrom is in no hurry to sell an asset such as this planet.”
Nice application of the sales technique. :D

[rayaso]

"I have underestimated your abilities as vermin" -- high praise indeed. I never thought of the coronavirus and nuclear weapons as deterrents in a planetary auction before, but now I see the benefits. Great fun and imagination!