im a fucking domestic.

[favoriteteeth]

today when i was cleaning my apartment, instead of using a broom i decided to hook my hairdryer up to an extention cord and leaf-blow all the dust into one corner while i listened to Wire really loud and smoked cigarettes. it didnt work, i just got really congested. but i am so cool.

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[favoriteteeth]

jesus would say: GET LAID!!! ASS AND TITTIES! you left one of the best messages i have ever gotten last night. and i thank you.