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The Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: uh huh
Do you party a lot? How often?: um.. not really. i wish i did.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: not really.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: i few i guess.
Do you skip classes? only seminar.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no... i don't dig casual sex.
Do you steal?: haha not anymore.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: er... at home i walk around in my underwear... does that count?
Do you drool over celebrities?: i wouldn't say drool... i certainly stare at them.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really.
Do you ever watch the News?: nope.
Do you even care about world issues?: kind of. but not as much as others.
Do you read books often?: yep.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nooo
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: uh... not really. :-/
Do you smoke cigarettes?: on occasion.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: hahaha no...
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: not too often. but then again i was in a serious relationship for almost year. *shrug*
Do you cuss a lot?: depends on my mood.
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: i'm average
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: noooo
Black eyeliner?: yes
Black eyeshadow?: nope.
Black trenchcoat?: no. then i'd look like cody vest. *shudders*
Black boots?: negatory, good buddy.
Black fishnets?: no way jose.
Black nail polish?: not usually.
Cigarettes?: sure.
Heavy metal music?: ew.
Marilyn Manson?: not very often
Kittie?: n-o.
Cradle of Filth?: hm... NO.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: pff... you know it.
Do you like to be seen as: huh...?
Are you an intellectual?: sometimes.
An atheist?: not really.
Horrible home life?: nah. it's fine.
Hopelessly depressed?: no.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: how many ways are there to say NO?!
Self-mutilation?: oh god. no.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: one plaid skirt. that's all.
Big black boots?: nope.
Mohawk?: never.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: when i'm drunk. haha.
Wild hair colors?: no... those'll never work in my hair.
NOFX?: fuck no.
Rancid?: again, no.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not usually.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: i have no clue.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: nope.
Play a lot of sports?: not anymore.
Talk a lot about sports?: negative, yo.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: you bet.
Are you arrogant?: sometimes.
Are you a male or female whore?: huh uh. *shakes head*
Are you homophobic?: most definately not.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no. i hate that.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: maybe.
Boobs = uh.. small kind of.
Parties = those are fun.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = i prefer wal*mart.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: not usually.
Have you ever been on a diet?: nope.
How much did you lose?: no diet.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no.
Make yourself throw up?: ew, no.
Make-up?: sometimes.
Low-cut tops?: yeah
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: uh... B
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no, i don't think so.
Giggle a lot?: sometimes.
What's the deal with boys?: there's too many assholes.
Thongs?: yeah.
Pretty bras?: sometimes i guess.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: ok so i read cosmo on occasion...
Who's the weaker sex?: depends.
Are you a feminist?: no, not really.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: sure.
How often do you shave your legs?: um... about twice or so a week. once a week if i'm lucky.
How about your armpits?: everytime i shower. which is everyday.
Are you emotional?: more than you know. :-/
Especially when on your period?: before and/or after but usually not during.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: originality.
Independence or Companionship?: companionship
Stability or Freedom?: both. it tends to fluctuate.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: i'm more of an introvert.
Popularity or Isolation?: popularity.
Unique or Loved?: loved.
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: you
Song that makes you happy: um.. anything by weezer usually does the job.
Song that makes you want to cry: split screen sadness by john mayer. *sniff sniff*
Song that makes you feel dreamy: here in my room by incubus
Song that makes you sleepy: um... mary jane by the vines.
Song that makes you want to dance: *sings* wake me up before you go, go. haha
Song that makes you want to close your ears: fucking stacy's mom. ugh.
Song that makes you think of that special someone: um... i don't think i have a special someone.. :-(
Song that makes you feel relaxed: aqueous transmission by incubus
Song that makes you feel inspired: i dunno. depends on my mood.
Song that makes you want to sing along: almost every song i listen to.
People have you loved?: 2.
People have you kissed?: 2 or 3
Commandments have you broken?: probably all of them.
Places have you lived in (for over 3 months)?: 7 or 8...
Countries have you been to?: 2. here and mexico.
Languages can you speak fluently?: english... ebonics. haha
People are you talking to right now?: 2
Times have you been in a car today?: none
Different kinds of meat have you eaten?: 1; tuna.
Different kinds of liquor have you tasted?: i stopped counting at 7
Jobs you have held?: um... one.. kinda.
Years of school have you attended?: 10
Shows have you been to this month?: none
Friends would you call "close"?: 3 or 4 i guess.
I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day
So be cool
Do you drink [alcohol]?: uh huh
Do you party a lot? How often?: um.. not really. i wish i did.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: not really.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: i few i guess.
Do you skip classes? only seminar.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no... i don't dig casual sex.
Do you steal?: haha not anymore.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: er... at home i walk around in my underwear... does that count?
Do you drool over celebrities?: i wouldn't say drool... i certainly stare at them.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: not really.
Do you ever watch the News?: nope.
Do you even care about world issues?: kind of. but not as much as others.
Do you read books often?: yep.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: nooo
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: uh... not really. :-/
Do you smoke cigarettes?: on occasion.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: hahaha no...
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: not too often. but then again i was in a serious relationship for almost year. *shrug*
Do you cuss a lot?: depends on my mood.
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: i'm average
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: noooo
Black eyeliner?: yes
Black eyeshadow?: nope.
Black trenchcoat?: no. then i'd look like cody vest. *shudders*
Black boots?: negatory, good buddy.
Black fishnets?: no way jose.
Black nail polish?: not usually.
Cigarettes?: sure.
Heavy metal music?: ew.
Marilyn Manson?: not very often
Kittie?: n-o.
Cradle of Filth?: hm... NO.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: pff... you know it.
Do you like to be seen as: huh...?
Are you an intellectual?: sometimes.
An atheist?: not really.
Horrible home life?: nah. it's fine.
Hopelessly depressed?: no.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: how many ways are there to say NO?!
Self-mutilation?: oh god. no.
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: one plaid skirt. that's all.
Big black boots?: nope.
Mohawk?: never.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: when i'm drunk. haha.
Wild hair colors?: no... those'll never work in my hair.
NOFX?: fuck no.
Rancid?: again, no.
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: not usually.
The Jock Sterotype
What's your IQ?: i have no clue.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: nope.
Play a lot of sports?: not anymore.
Talk a lot about sports?: negative, yo.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: you bet.
Are you arrogant?: sometimes.
Are you a male or female whore?: huh uh. *shakes head*
Are you homophobic?: most definately not.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no. i hate that.
But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?: maybe.
Boobs = uh.. small kind of.
Parties = those are fun.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = i prefer wal*mart.
The Girl Stereotype
Do you spend a lot of time on your appearence?: not usually.
Have you ever been on a diet?: nope.
How much did you lose?: no diet.
Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?: no.
Make yourself throw up?: ew, no.
Make-up?: sometimes.
Low-cut tops?: yeah
How big are your boobies? [Cup size]: uh... B
Do you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?: no, i don't think so.
Giggle a lot?: sometimes.
What's the deal with boys?: there's too many assholes.
Thongs?: yeah.
Pretty bras?: sometimes i guess.
YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?: ok so i read cosmo on occasion...
Who's the weaker sex?: depends.
Are you a feminist?: no, not really.
Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?: sure.
How often do you shave your legs?: um... about twice or so a week. once a week if i'm lucky.
How about your armpits?: everytime i shower. which is everyday.
Are you emotional?: more than you know. :-/
Especially when on your period?: before and/or after but usually not during.
This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]
Originality or Acceptance?: originality.
Independence or Companionship?: companionship
Stability or Freedom?: both. it tends to fluctuate.
Personal or Interpersonal?: Personal
Introvert or Extrovert?: i'm more of an introvert.
Popularity or Isolation?: popularity.
Unique or Loved?: loved.
Understood or Individual?: Individual
You or Them?: you
Song that makes you happy: um.. anything by weezer usually does the job.
Song that makes you want to cry: split screen sadness by john mayer. *sniff sniff*
Song that makes you feel dreamy: here in my room by incubus
Song that makes you sleepy: um... mary jane by the vines.
Song that makes you want to dance: *sings* wake me up before you go, go. haha
Song that makes you want to close your ears: fucking stacy's mom. ugh.
Song that makes you think of that special someone: um... i don't think i have a special someone.. :-(
Song that makes you feel relaxed: aqueous transmission by incubus
Song that makes you feel inspired: i dunno. depends on my mood.
Song that makes you want to sing along: almost every song i listen to.
People have you loved?: 2.
People have you kissed?: 2 or 3
Commandments have you broken?: probably all of them.
Places have you lived in (for over 3 months)?: 7 or 8...
Countries have you been to?: 2. here and mexico.
Languages can you speak fluently?: english... ebonics. haha
People are you talking to right now?: 2
Times have you been in a car today?: none
Different kinds of meat have you eaten?: 1; tuna.
Different kinds of liquor have you tasted?: i stopped counting at 7
Jobs you have held?: um... one.. kinda.
Years of school have you attended?: 10
Shows have you been to this month?: none
Friends would you call "close"?: 3 or 4 i guess.
I can't confront you
I never could do
That which might hurt you
So try and be cool
When I say
This way is a waterslide away from me that takes you further every day
So be cool