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[favouredson]

So. It's fairly certain that Bella is pregnant. (My Thestral, not my cousin, for those of you who haven't been around long.) No telling how long the gestation period will be, but she's almost tragically round at this point. She looks a little like Lily, minus the whole flaming red hair thing.At any rate, I've been thinking about this, and

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[mr_orion_black]

Hm.

As you seem to be going through a magical creature interbreeding phase, I shall send you a chimera straight away, my boy.

[favouredson]

Er. I think I shall need more space for something like that, Father.

[mr_orion_black]

Nonsense. Nothing a little spell couldn't fix. It doesn't seem to be beyond your brother's meagre capabilities.

[favouredson]

However, this interbreeding was purely accidental. I think that, were they to find out, the Ministry would be less forgiving of deliberate attempts incorporating a chimaera.

[slobberymongrel]

Sending away the most mutated one, dear brother? How could you, after mother and father found it in their cold, black hearts to keep you?

[favouredson]

I merely thought that, as the Black sheep of the family, you might be better able to bond with him.

[slobberymongrel]

Surely you can see the numerous more similarities a sin of nature and yourself would have in common?

[favouredson]

If you're going to treat him as a sin of nature, then you can't have him anyway. He and the chimaera I will apparently be receiving will be free to get friendly. You'll never get within two miles of my house again.

[likealily]

Tragically round, Black?

[favouredson]

Bella, dear. Not you.

[likealily]

Was I not compared to dear Bella?

[favouredson]

In that pregnant glow-way, I assure you. That, and she has Obsequious taking every attention to her comfort, so there is that similarity as well.

[tapestryblaster]

OH, DARLING, HOW SPLENDID!! I HIGHLY DOUBT YOUR BROTHER COULD INTERBREED ANIMALS HALF AS WELL AS YOU!!!

[slobberymongrel]

DO YOU EVEN- THATS JUST BLOODY RIDICULOUS, YOU STUPID OLD COW.

[tapestryblaster]

HOW DARE YOU SPEAK TO ME IN THAT MANNER, YOU SHAMEFUL FOOL!!!

[slobberymongrel]

YOU'RE AN INTERBRED ANIMAL!!

[prongsykins]

Is everyone in this place getting married or reproducing???

I hope it looks like the second one, but with wings. That would be pretty fucking badass.

[slobberymongrel]

James.

Moony's pregnant.

[prongsykins]

Again?

[slobberymongrel]

Im very fertile! I cant help it.