A ficlet for my dearest brother...

[favouredson]

((OOC: This is an OOC cut, because Reg wouldn't care, but I love you all enough not to subject you unwillingly to bestiality, even if it is purely for comedic purposes.))

Comments

[tapestryblaster]

.......................REGULUS, DARLING.

THAT'S JUST A TAD DISTURBING.

[slobberymongrel]

YOU DONT LIKE HIM ANYMORE, REMEMBER?? YOU FUCKING CRUSTY BINT?? DONT YOU RECALL??

[tapestryblaster]

HE HAS REPENTED, FOOL!!! DON'T YOU RECALL?!?!

[slobberymongrel]

HE WAS JUST TRYING TO FUCK WITH ME.

[trueb1ue]

.....

[favouredson]

Yes, Canine? Can I help you?

[trueb1ue]

...Why would you write something like this?

[favouredson]

I enjoy teasing my brother, luv. It's all fun and games, and he certainly does his fair share to make me miserable.

[gemini_aniki]

Interesting.

[favouredson]

Well hello there. I hope you're both well?

[gemini_aniki]

As well as can be expected, what with the private tuition we're now suffering under. We could use a distraction.

[favouredson]

You poor things. Fancy some company?

[super_hentai]

*chuckles* Interesting. It's a tad short, isn't it?

[favouredson]

You're one of the dozens of ninjas lying about, aren't you? Muggle, then.

Yes, it is, but I assumed my brother probably wouldn't appreciate the greater detail I could have gone into.

[super_hentai]

I'm not just any ninja, I'm one of the three great Sanin.

Maybe not, I was talking to him earlier and he didn't appreciate porn at all. Blasphemy. He sure he's not a prude?

[favouredson]

Yes. Whatever that means.

Oh, certainly not, I assure you.