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[favyan]

mothergoddamn YOU BITCH! YOU ARE IN VENICE AND SO IS RDJ! PLEASE PUT HIM IN YOUR CARRY-ON!

Tonight? Everyone at work is about three seconds away from freaking the balls out. Like seriously. Josh and I are talking about grabbing baseball bats and beating the shelves in.

MY LIFE IS PAIN.

ETA: NVM! SAM AND I ARE KIDNAPPING HIM WHEN HE'S IN CHICAGO! WE HAVE

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[taleya]

DUDE

DUDE

SUFFOCATING MANTITS PROMPT

THIS ONE IS ALLLL YOURS.

ALSO, THER IS A DISTINCT LACK OF FAVYAN ON THE MEDFET. YOU DON'T LOVE US ANY MORE, DO YOU??

[favyan]

I'VE BEEN WORKING HARD TO KEEP AMI FROM CHEWING OFF HER OWN ARM FROM ANXIETY OVER HER UPCOMING IMMIGRATION INTERVIEW, AND TRYING TO STORE UP ENERGY FOR THE DRIVE TO INDIANA FOR SAID INTERVIEW.

RECTIFYING LACK OF MOI ASAP!

[taleya]

I SUGGEST YOU DISTRACT HER WITH PORN

LARGE AMOUNTS OF PORN

[favyan]

I'VE DISTRACTED HER WITH TALKS OF ~*EROTIC ENEMAS*~.

WHETHER I'VE SCARED HER OR INTRIGUED HER, I'M NOT YET SURE.