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[favyan]

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT, COWORKER?

I DO NOT, DO NOT, WANT TO HEAR THE GRAPHIC DETAILS OF YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTH.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE SMELL FROM HER WATER BREAKING.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER FUCKING CERVIX.

I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT HER VAGINAL TEARING.

DO NOT WANT!

ETA: OH GOD AND NOW THE CRAZY CHURCH LADY IS TELLING ME

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[taleya]

THAT'S OK CRAZY LADY, FAVYFAVFAV LIKES TO READ ABOUT MEN HAVING HANDS THRUST UP THEIR BACKSIDES TO THE ELBOW WHILE STRAPPED TO A MEDICAL BED! DO YOU KNOW THE SHEER AMOUNT OF LUBRICANT REQUIRED FOR SUCH AN ENDEAVOUR?

[fuzzmonkeys]

NEXT TIME YOU SEE HER YOU SHOULD SAY "HEY COULD YOU PEER-REVIEW THE STORY I'M WRITING PLZ?" AND GIVE HER THE MURDERPORN :D