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fawks787

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Sep 29, 2006 17:41

hair is one of the things that turns people on.

monks and soldiers cut all their hair off to become sexless instruments,
and to prevent releasing hair pheromones on each other.

cutting your hair off, despite any 'image' it gives you
is, to a degree, removing some of your sex.

hair is teh sex.

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heewa September 29 2006, 22:41:49 UTC

What if you're balding?

fawks787 September 30 2006, 01:36:33 UTC

eat pork, and fatty meats.
also, stop washing your hair.
just massage your scalp generously under running water.
if you must wash, wash only occasionally.
this will stimulate your skin cells, reminding them they are alive, and make them produce more pheromones and oils for your hair.
also, it will stop drying out the hair you do have.
don't use hair products with alcohol in them either.
finaly, if you really want to build up pheromones, wear a hat.
if you want to waft someone with pheromones, adjust it...
take it off and put it back on. you see how the popped collar kids do it.

if you want a hat... fawks787 September 30 2006, 01:38:00 UTC

i think you are classier than a baseball cap.
try an irish hat!! like a derby.
some people call them british racing caps.
they are really swank looking.

Re: if you want a hat... heewa September 30 2006, 01:39:55 UTC

I was joking, but thanks for the detailed instructions.

Besides, I put product in my hair; I can't let a hat mess up all that sexy!

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a_royal_asshole September 30 2006, 04:30:45 UTC

i have really long hair. i guess that is how it all happens

fawks787 September 30 2006, 06:20:05 UTC

word man.

btp September 30 2006, 21:35:42 UTC

wow, you know way to much about hair growth for me to be comfortable in your prescence.

I dont know btp October 1 2006, 08:14:30 UTC

I feel way sexier now like a sex machine(who doesn't have sex) but whatever the case is I am super sexy don't you think phermones or not. :@) actually I don't care what you think I am damb sexy. Hooray for haved heads. Or maybe me see a shaved head and they think of a penis or just raw sexiness and women want men to have a bit of hair cause women are just as vain as gay men and they like pretty boys whatever the case is all I have just typed is just as much a buch of shit as the basball cap theory many a man in my family tried to hold on with the baseball cap and in the end it didnt really matter........Im dead sexy

with love! fawks787 October 2 2006, 01:24:34 UTC

matt: i'm sorry.
katy: cram it.