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[fay_faydran]

That husband of mine is walking on a very thin thread. Leaving me tied to our bed, indeed. Two can play at that game

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[george_x_fred]

Oooh I do like mischief!

Frediferous and I have quite a selection of practical jokes you can play on him if you want to come in and peruse the shop.

[fay_faydran]

Already been there, thankyou. Feel free to destroy the order entirely, unless you plan to follow only my rules.

[george_x_fred]

Oh... err, ummm...

Do you like chicken?

[fay_faydran]

Depends on whether it's still clucking, or if cooked, how it was done so.

More specific, please?

[fay_faydran]

You're calling me a whinger? Someones calling the kettle black.

Don't you have some emo kid to stick needles though? Run along now.

[fay_faydran]

But knowing you, and how stupid you are, it'll probably come out backwards and you'll have to drive in front of me to read it in your review mirror.

Anyhow, at least I have a cock to suck, is that really such a bad thing? You don't know what you're missing out on. You really need a man in your life dear, instead of the trees you rub up against at night.

[ilithius]

Well it does sound quite busy down at the clinic. I trust you're keeping everything in order and helping people as much as possible Mrs E'celdre?

[fay_faydran]

Of course Sir. Your tri-yearly checkup is due in the next week or so, when would you like to make an appointment?

[ilithius]

Perhaps you could speak with Roxi, my personal bodyguard, and she could arrange it with you?

[fay_faydran]

Absolutely sir, it has been handled. Shall see you 10am, 16th of April.