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[fay_faydran]

I hate babies. Just had one spit up on me; it was disgusting. The mother just laughed until I said there is no good reason in the world why the substance is orange. That's the main thing about babies and families, I think. More than half are never ready to deal with a child properly, poor thing. Some herbs though, and that baby was fine again

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[demandel]

But dear, you're so close to getting it right. If you just keep at it, one day your cooking will actually be good.

[fay_faydran]

You're an ass. Looks like you'll have to cook if you want to eat at all for the rest of the week.

While you're at it, cook for me so I can learn from you. Oh best cook of all the lands. And such.

[demandel]

My love, practice makes perfect. It would be highly remiss of me to deprive you of the precious practice you so desperately need.

[fay_faydran]

Just not in the mood tonight Del. Could you please just cook?

[ilithius]

Oh dear! We cannot have people eating nature. That won't do!

Mrs E'celdre should anyone come into your clinic having eating anything similar to those you mentioned, please do contact my bodyguard and have her come to the clinic to escort them to the palace.

Something must be done about this. I simply cannot tolerate this abuse on nature. It sickens me.

[fay_faydran]

I absolutely agree Your Lord, but don't worry, they won't be doing it again.

If anyone else as silly and unthoughtful as they attend my clinic, I shall contact your bodyguard straight away.

[ilithius]

It is much appreciated, Mrs E'celdre.

A job well done!

[roxi_palmer]

The Overlord is right, Fay.

Let me know should it happen again.