Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide! The Invisible Killer

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Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive

Comments

[anonymous]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I did something like that to some of the kids in my 11th grade chemistry class and they freaked out. it was so funny!
-warren

indeed and yea verily

[jongalonga]

i see you did indeed copy it

Little Johnny was a chemest
but now he is no more.
For what he thought was h2o,
was instead, h2so4.