return of the rec
J2:
atimi: And call me in the morning
Rating: R
Word count: ~19,500
Summary: On his first day at work in a new hospital, Jensen finds thathis biggest concerns revolve around not looking like a psychotic hobo,deciding which coworker(s) he wants to sleep with, and figuring out away to stop badgers having sex in his house.
This was cracktastic and funny and omg drunk!jensen is BRILLIANT. :D
mijmeraar: It's Nice To Be Nice
Rating: NC17.
WC: ~2,000
Warning: CRACKY. This is not the deep thinky, well written, believable fic you’re looking for. Spoilers for Devour. Ha!
Summary: Jensen’s A Douchebag And Treats Jared Like One: A Love Story.
They're so assholey together, it's funfun!
kestrelsan: L.A. Story
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: 4144
Summary: Jensen's kind of clueless
I'll just paste a review that nailed it: It was so hot and sweet in that heart-twisty and gut-twisty way
saone77: Life's No Fun Without a Good Scare
Summary: When Jared gets roped into working aHalloween attraction he figures it'll be a simple way to make somequick cash. What he doesn't count on are an insane boss, a weepy serialkiller, and pissy cannibals. Oh, and the green-eyed guy he's supposedto murder every night. It's gonna be a long month.
Word Count: 9,505
Rating: PG-13
IS THIS REAL, AMERICA? I NEED TO SEE SUCH A HUNTING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
frostian: Part Gifts
Rating: R for violence
Word Count: approximately 33,000
Summary: Jared Padalecki lost his husband, Jensen Ackles, throughneglect. Then the real nightmare begins when a group kidnaps Jensen andransoms him for fifteen million dollars. The problem isn't paying themoney: it's getting Jensen back alive and in one piece.
The story has tiny flaws but is superbly engaging and exciting and makes you wanna read it all in one go while holding your breath ;i
apocalypsos: I Taught Your Boyfriend That Thing You Like
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 22,000 words
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Summary: AU. Jared is a big gay celebrity gossip blogger. Jensen is thebiggest straightest action star in Hollywood. Boysex ensues.
Effortlessly cracky and funny. I was amazed! :D
reccea: In Production
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: around 40,000
Summary:A decade after Supernatural ends, Jared Padalecki is stillworking in series television. His marriage to Sandy is coming to anamicable end, and he's famous enough that he wants to be out of townbefore he becomes a tabloid headline.
Jensen Ackles has seen his career progress from small but weighty partsthat earned him acclaim to above the title billing. The notoriouslyprivate Jensen extends an invitation--by way of a first-class planeticket--for Jared to hide out at Jensen's mostly empty Paris flat whilehe films his next movie.
Three months in Paris is enough to tone down the tabloid attention, butJared returns to LA only to find that he doesn't have everythingfigured out. They say you can't go home again, but Jared discovers thatsometimes that's exactly what you have to do.
HO SHIT. THIS WAS BRILLIANT. TOTALLY FAVORITING WORTHY. AMAZING BUILD. AMAZING WRITING. LIKE WOAH. If you're among the 1% or so of fandom that has not read this yet? JUMP!
akadougal: The Moon Goes Down Quiet
NC-17
Sometimes, Jared liked to pretend he’s Batman.
This gripped me from the first sentence since I'm such a batman-lunatic -- and then took it to a whole exciting indiana jones level of fun! <3
akintay: I'll Suffocate With You (If You Ask Me to)
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~4,800
Summary: AU. Jared meets Jensen through Chad, who's convinced Jensen'sjust a stuck-up asshole and unfortunately, his boss's superior.Luckily, Jared doesn't really value Chad's opinion, because he's prettysure Jensen is the kind of guy he could fall in love with.
This is the schmoop you could build a warm blanket out of. WONDERFUL :D
Kellifer_fic: don't let the sun (go down on me)
Wordcount: 9,000
Summary: Jensen thought immortality was challenging, but then he met Jared.
This was SO FUCKIN' INTERESTING. It totally deserved to be bigbang-long and it was just arghhhhhsome!!! like, you want more, but also it's finished as it is and just. Please someone write this as bigbang again!
Miss Kitty E.: What About the Heart That You Promised The Tin Man?
Word Count: 30,572
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jared Padalecki is a regular guy who runs into Jensen(literally) after watching a falling star crash into a lake. Jensen ismore than meets the eye (while also being easy on the eyes) and hedrags poor Jared into the plot of a sci-fi action movie.
I was ecstatic over this one! Sci-Fi AUs are way too rare and this one is superb and brilliant and homg full of interesting world building *___*!
standing_fic: I find that the truth usually works
j2 au;
r for language and non-explicit sexual content
1900 words
companion to let's discuss something more productive; jensen's pov and where it goes from that phone call.
Read both stories and be a little happier fangirl for they are brilliant!
mistyzeo: Busy Doing Nothing
nc-17
~25,500 words
jensen gets a job scooping ice cream at a beach resort. he meets jared:a lifeguard. seriously. his life is awesome. but summer is an escape,and real life happens, and sometimes he's a huge idiot.
a college!au, but really an excuse to write about jared in lifeguard shorts.
OH SUMMER LOVE. YOU ARE THE BEST. And I have to bow to the girls sex-writing skills. It's so...creative :D
Sam/Dean:
oxoniensis: everything
G, first time, schmoop, 590 words
Schmooooooooooop. I need it! You need it! Goddamn Season6 needs it!
whereupon: Redefinition
Supernatural: Sam/Dean, PG-13, first season, 7,900 words.
It's a good thing Sam's the only one he ever does this for.
Why the rec? Girl is practically a goddess that uses sam/dean fic circa Season1/2 as medium to her followers. Bow to her <3
weirdnessmagnet: Accountability
Rating: NC-17, pwp
Paring: Sam/Dean
Summary: During financial woes, Sam appreciates the way Dean takes care of things.
Just so wowza to see sam actually appreciating dean's efforts... and rewarding him ;)
whereupon: Love Letter
Sam/Dean, first season, nc-17, 4,849 words.
It's almost fall and Sam hasn't said anything about leaving.
I reiterate: GODDESS. Her every word is perfection!
morganoconner: Flower Meanings
Rating: PG
Word Count: 622
Summary: Some anniversaries, even the painful ones, are worth taking note of.
Teary-faced at this, well done!
Leonidas' Den: Serial Games
Warning: see pairing, dark!boys (which means their pastimes include dub/non con, murder and torture)
Word Count: 6,835
Summary: Just because Sam didn't grow up with blood on his hands like his brother, doesn't mean it isn't on his brain ...
This seriously creeped me thefuck out which I guess is the whole point of it. Not what I usually read but very well done!
britomart_is: He wasn't there again today (I wish, I wish he'd go away)
Rating: PG
Words: 2700
Summary: The story of that year.
If this isn't the perfectest story to go with Season6 nothing is. Definetely a favorite and my pick of the week heck, month even!
cathybites: we got a little crazy but we never got caught
[spn, sam/dean, nc-17, 1,157 words]
"Get in the back, Dean."
Car!Sex with bobby and john in the front seats anyone?
Merlin:
lavvyan: Four Ways Arthur Fails at Courting Merlin, and One Way He Doesn't
Rating: G
Warnings/Spoilers: None that I'm aware of
Summary: Thing is, Arthur hasn't the faintest idea how one would go about courting a sorcerer
A posterchild for OMGSQUEE-adorable fic! :D :D