i don't usually thank my exs for stuff, but a sincere thank you goes out to richard for teaching me about the shaggs, so that i could fully appreciate this comic.

lady gaga says her least-favorite rumor about her is that she's from yonkers. hilarious! that's how i feel when people assume i'm from massachusetts!
omg gaga. i love you so much. why do i not have enough money to watch you perform? WHY???

this made me LOL:


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great question/answer in dan savage's sex advice column:

A question in the spirit of the season: Can zombie sex ever be consensual? Because I think if confronted with a zombified Zac Efron, I might go for it if he were properly restrained. Can you teach a zombie a safe word? Does it count if it's "braaaains"? It's not necrophilia with the WALKING ( Read more... )

not like any of my nyc peeps read this shit, but i figured i'd give it a try ( Read more... )

alexander mcqueen may have overtaken jean-paul gaultier as my favorite designer.

check it

three words: twelve-inch heels.

obama won the nobel peace prize and we bombed the moon...

everything is working out just the way i planned.

Mayim Bialik
Famous for: Her role as Blossom Russo on the popular '90s TV sitcom "Blossom."
What's she doing now? Bialik, 33, has had a few TV roles since her time on "Blossom." She went back to school and earned her Ph.D. in neuroscience from UCLA in 2008. She's now a spokeswoman for the Holistic Moms Network.what?! neuroscience? man, i am not ( Read more... )

the zombie movie i was in, "rising up," is playing for free through the month of october here. you guys should definitely check it out. it's so totally good. it might even be the best half an hour of your life.

omg. i met guy gonzalez, a male sex worker from the '70s and '80s last night, and it reminded me about my quest to get health care for strippers and get prostitution legalized. i should really get on that. i think it's kind of important. guy has this line in an article he wrote about times square in the '70s and '80s where he said, "It was a ( Read more... )