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[The camera comes on, and that is definitely Gamzee's voice, though he is not in sight of the camera. Instead, the camera just sways nauseatingly quick and jerky, before it finally comes to a stop, filming some of the dinosaurs in his and Wataru's back yard.

There are four Pedeticosaurus there, though they seem a little out of it. In fact, they

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[ someone's just SO EXCITE because of all of this ]

444H4H4H4H4H4!!!
DR4GONS, G4MZ!
W3V3 B33N 1NV4D3D BY DR4GONS 4ND 1TS PR3TTY MUCH TH3 B3ST TH1NG 3V3R! >8D

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ShIt, YeAh, SiStEr!
I'M HaViNg a bItChTiTs tImE HeRe.
ThEsE FuCkErS ArE BeInG EvEn bEtTeR ThAn tHe lItTlE BrOtHeRs iN ThE GaMe.
AnD ThOsE WeRe wIcKeD DoPe aS WeLl.

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W3 GOTT4 G3T T4VROS TO COMMUN3 W1TH TH3M SO W3 C4N R1D3 TH3M 4ND STUFF! >8D
1 M34N 1D S4Y L3TS R1D3 YOURS BUT TH3Y DONT 3V3N LOOK L1K3 TH3Y C4N ST4ND >:?
H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
YOU 1N?

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ThAt sOuNd lIkE A ShItBaLlS ThInG To bE AlL Up dOiNg.
I'M In.
AnD HaHaHa, I AiN'T ThInKiNg tHeSe bRoS ArE GoNnA Be rUnNiNg sOoN.
FuCkErS GoT LiKe wAy tOo fUcKiN ChIlL.
So dEeP In tHe zOnE ThEy aIn't eVeN HeArInG ThE OcEaN AnYmOrE.
HoNk hOnK

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...
DO TH4T STUP1D HONK1NG TH1NG 4G41N
4ND 1 W1LL P3RSON4LLY SHOV3 3V3RY HORN YOU OWN SO F4R UP YOUR NOOK YOULL B3 CHOK1NG ON TH3M

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WoAoAoAh.
SuRe, TrOlLsEfF.
If tHaT'D GeT YoUr fUcKiN GlAd oN AnD ShIt.

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H3H3H3H3 GOOD!
GL4D TH4T W3V3 COM3 TO 4N UND3RST4ND1NG!
4ND H3Y
G4MZ
1 WOULDNT B3 G1V1NG OUT 4NYMOR3 SOPOR SL1M3 TO TH3S3 B34STS
YOU SHOULD R34LLY 3 S4V1NG TH4T FOR YOURS3LF

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No wOrRiEs, SiS.
I'Ve gOt bEiNg iN ThE PoSeSsIoN Of pLeNtY Of sLiMe.
WaTaRu aLl uP GoT Me sOmE.
AnD So dId kArKaT.
No wOrRiEs, YeAh?
I SwEaR I AiN'T GoNnA Be lEtTiNg mYsElF RuN ThE FuCk oUt aGaIn.

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GOOD TO H34R, H3H3H3H3H3
HOWS W4T4RU 4NYW4Y?

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UhM
He aIn't sLeEpInG VeRy wElL YeT.
BuT I AiN'T KnOwInG WhAt i cAn fIx tHe fUcK AbOuT ThAt.
HeY, yOu aLl uP KnOw mOrE AbOuT ThEsE HuMaNs, YeAh?
HoW Do yOu gEt tHeM To sLeEp pRoPeRlY.
ThEy dOn't eVeN SlEeP In a fUcKiN ReCuPeRaCoOn!

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1 DONT KNOW 4NYTH1NG 4BOUT TH4T
BUT
1 C4N 4SK D4V3 4BOUT 1T
OK?

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ThAnKs.
I JuSt.
I GuEsS I'M WaNtInG To bE A GoOd rAiL FoR HiM ToO.
EvEn iF He dOeSn't nEeD ThAt sHiT As mUcH As i dO.

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[ Hrm... ]

YOU 4ND W4T4RU 4R3 MO1R41LS?

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YeAh.
A MoIrAiL Is sUpPoSeD To bE KeEpInG YoU FrOm pUlLiNg sHiT LiKe tHaT, yEaH?
So yEaH.
I AlL Up aSkEd hIm tO Be pAlE FoR Me.

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[ Well, she guesses that's okay. She was a little worried about Wataru there for a second-- but only a second! ]

H4H4H4H4H4, Y34H!
4LR1GHT, 1LL S33 WH4T 1 C4N DO TO H3LP H1M, OK?
H3S GO1NG TO H4V3 TO B3 N1C3 4ND R3ST3D TO K33P UP W1TH YOU, H3H3H3H3

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[Dumb loveable humans.]

ThAnKs, SiS.
ThAt mEaNs a lOt.
:o)