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[faygot]

[Filtered from Wataru]

[Ever gotten tangled up in wool while trying to knit a sweater? No? Well neither has Gamzee

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[oglogoth]

[[Excuse Rose while she boggles vacantly at the predicament you managed to get yourself in, Gamzee.]]

...Firstly, not by stabbing yourself with the knitting needles. Secondly, not by using your horns to do so. Do you have any idea how to knit?

...that was what you were trying to do, correct?

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[faygot]

[This isn't even the worst predicament he has gotten himself in this week.]

Ain't got a fuckin' clue. But I thought like if I'd all up and give it a motherfuckin' go it'd come to me. Like a miracle.

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[oglogoth]

For not having a clue, you at least are capable of gathering proper materials.

[[Just glancing him up and down.]]

Unfortunately, miracles will not help you accomplish this task. You'll likely need to actually learn how to knit.

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[faygot]

Some excellent ladysis at the motherfuckin' store gave this shit to me. Done told me I didn't all look fuckin' fit to be finding my own pan. Which was real chill of her.

[he glances down on the needles. Well. For Wataru's sake...]

Uh, can you all be down with sharing the wicked knowing on how to get these motherfuckers to work?

[vendorcycle]

You... did that while knitting?

[faygot]

Haha, I guess so. I weren't all meaning to, but shit, I guess life is just full of fuckin' surprises, you know?

[vendorcycle]

True, heh.

...

Do you know how to knit?

[faygot]

Not a motherfuckin' clue. Honk honk.

[meddlefussyfang]

[How does he manage to continue surprising her? How... how did this even happen? Kanaya is staring at you in some disbelief, Gamzee.]

Trying out some artistic pursuit, Gamzee? What brought this on?

[faygot]

[what, artistic fursuits? That's like Nepeta's department.]

Just, uh. You can't all be telling nobody, yeah?

[Promise him, Kanaya. And do not mention that the feed is pretty much completely public.]

[meddlefussyfang]

[Kanaya would probably not be opposed to helping design and make them, though. And she's not the most technologically adept, but she's at least noticed that she was able to see the feed! A compromise is in order.]

I promise I won't tell. If it's a secret, you may want to whisper it to help make sure no one else can hear.

[The video feeds are live, right? Not recorded?]

[faygot]

[He leans a little bit closer, head pulling awkwardly at the yarn trapped around his everything.]

It's a gift. For Wataru. Motherfucker really digs scarves, yeah? So I thought I could all be getting him real fuckin' jazzed if I were all to be getting him one and shit. But I couldn't really find one that just motherfuckin' got my heart in it, you know? Ain't nothing that was all clicking. And then this chica at the store all told me I could be makin' him a bitchtits one myself. So.

[So, yes. Here we are. This is the deep backstory to Gamzee and his yarn bondage.]

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[homerunmagician]

Dude, how is that even physically possible? I think you'd better quit while you are ahead and pick up a less... dangerous hobby.

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[faygot]

Haha, bro, everything is possible, yeah? That's what motherfuckin' miracles are.

[This is not a miracle though. this is just a mistake. A yarn-y mistake.]

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[homerunmagician]

Dude, I'm pretty sure that getting wrapped up in a buncha yarn is not a miracle. It's more like... really bad luck.

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[faygot]

Brother, all of motherfucking life is miracles. They're all around us.

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[faygot]

Trying is definitely all like a motherfuckin' thing that is up and happening here, bro.

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[faygot]

I'm all trying to get it there and shit but it ain't fuckin' listening much to me.