Some excellent ladysis at the motherfuckin' store gave this shit to me. Done told me I didn't all look fuckin' fit to be finding my own pan. Which was real chill of her.
[he glances down on the needles. Well. For Wataru's sake...]
Uh, can you all be down with sharing the wicked knowing on how to get these motherfuckers to work?
[[...she could teach him. Or try at least. The question was if her patience would be up for it. With how well of a mess he got himself into in the first place, she questioned the sanity of agreeing.]]
...I'm certain I would be able to show you how to knit a scarf, yes.
Quite happy to, yes. We will likely need to obtain a few new skeins of yarn, as you've done quite a number on the ones you had though. And you should probably work on untangling yourself.
Whatever the fuck you say, chica. Just... can we all be making the yarn balls the same colour? I'm thinkin' Wataru would all like dig these bros best, you get me?
...Firstly, not by stabbing yourself with the knitting needles. Secondly, not by using your horns to do so. Do you have any idea how to knit?
...that was what you were trying to do, correct?
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Ain't got a fuckin' clue. But I thought like if I'd all up and give it a motherfuckin' go it'd come to me. Like a miracle.
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[[Just glancing him up and down.]]
Unfortunately, miracles will not help you accomplish this task. You'll likely need to actually learn how to knit.
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[he glances down on the needles. Well. For Wataru's sake...]
Uh, can you all be down with sharing the wicked knowing on how to get these motherfuckers to work?
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[[...she could teach him. Or try at least. The question was if her patience would be up for it. With how well of a mess he got himself into in the first place, she questioned the sanity of agreeing.]]
...I'm certain I would be able to show you how to knit a scarf, yes.
[[It's just a scarf, right? Nothing too hard.]]
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[oh, Lalonde. Famous last words. Famous last words.]
Aww, shit, you all could be doing that for a motherfucker? Fuck, that'd get me all sorts of fuckin' jazzed with you being.
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Quite happy to, yes. We will likely need to obtain a few new skeins of yarn, as you've done quite a number on the ones you had though. And you should probably work on untangling yourself.
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