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IF YOU ALREADY READ THE FIRST WORD OF THIS THEN YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST IMAGINABLE THING HAPPEN TO YOU...UNLESS YOU PLAY THE GAME YOU ALREADY STARTED.....THE FOOD GAME...SCARY HUH? I THOUGHT SO...
THESE ARE THE RULES:
~order everything that applies to you
~be 100% truthful
ok so you walk into a restraunt and the cashier asks you...CAN I TAKE YO ORDER? so you look at the menu......and it says
cheeseburger: If your single
French fries: If you like someone
Jumbo sized burger: If you're taken
Vanilla Milk Shake: If you're taken BUT aren't committed (intrested in someone else)
Chicken Nuggets: If there is someone you really like, and are hoping they will ask you out.
Fish n' Chips: If you're in love...
Burger: If you like being single
Burrito: if you're single n u hate it with a passion
Taco: If you're heartbroken
Soda: If you're cheating on someone
Strawberry shake: taken but not in touch with them alot
Curly Fries: If you want someone you can never have
this game has hooked up many lovers so dont mess it up!
who knows maybe you'll get lucky-
you animal!
repost this within 10 min or you'll end up old and alone
SOOOOO I guess I'll be eating the following... oh wait, nothing. not a damn thing on that menu relates to my situation. I suppose that the strawberry shake would be closest... but that's not even entirely accurate.
1. Seven things I plan to do before I die
• Swim with dolphins
• travel around the world
• become a mother
• Accompany Jenny on her trip to Texas in an Elcamino
• Teacher of the year
• Act on a movie/tv show
• move away from MI
2. Seven things I can do
• make killer sandwiches
• live alone
• eat a whole pizza by myself
• draw
• take pride in taking my naps
• sing karaoke, even if it don't sound too good
• cartwheels
3. Seven things I can't do
• rollerblade
• go 3 hours without eating unless i'm in class
• keep my room clean
• see real good at night
• be away from him for this long
• live my life without cheese
• breathe, i'm sick
4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite sex.
• eyes
• taller than me
• sense of humor, make me feel funny too
• good hugs like a teddy bear
• being an awesome spooner
• having ambition or goals
• honesty
5. Seven things I say most.
• i know, right
• fuck
• douchebag
• anal box... lol
• what the fuck
• i'm tired
• i puked.
6. Seven celebrity crushes (or at least ones I think are hot)
• jude law
• adam brody
• josh hartnet
• johnny depp
• johnny knoxville
• dane cook
• tim mcgraw
• ryan gosling
let me recap the funniest shit of the past week... cuz it's funny shit...
*brandon trying to convince jenny and i that when we eat eggs from chickens that they are chickens periods. ewww.
*walking home from bdubs and stealing my initials from the UPS sign, then rearranging the words to say anal box and anal packing and shipping.
*"friend, what happened to your shoes?"
things that are uncool...
*me puking AGAIN
*me getting sick
*walking to my 8 am class in the rain
*having to work today at 7 am hungover
I decided that I'm gonna be 100% commited to this effort. it's gonna work out. I can feel it.
There is a benefit for New Orleans (Katrina) downtown on sunday sept 18th featuring bands (mostly blues and something like that) playing to raise money for hurricane victims. a girl at work's bf is in charge. i'm volunteering 5-10 on sunday night. you all out there in LJ world should come and help out. really.
my nose is dripping and i'm stuffy at the same time... i'm sneezing and freezing. that rhymes ha. i'm going to cuddle up in my recliner and watch a bunch of movies then later the OC and Reunion. Sweet. :)