Love Potion (Akame/One-shot)
TITLE : LOVE POTION (Akame / One-shot)
Pairing : Akame, Pin (Friendship)
Genre : Crack + Fluff ( My 2 fav combo)
Rating : PG-13
Disclaimer : They belong to each other (^_^)
Warning : Unbeta-ed
Summary : Jin believes love potion is the answer to his sleepless night.
A/N : (1) A birthday dedication for June's babies, bellemelody , are_in , onpuful amm_akame_love , jin_no_shitsuji and fox_xie ... Happy BIRTHDAY GIRLS!!!
(2) This week has been a real bitch to me. So I just need to write a crack + fic to calm down my nerves. Hope you guys enjoy this~
Love works in such a mysterious way. It’s even magical sometimes.
No one could deny the power vested in it, the strength it gives to others or the foolishness it may causes.
Well, Jin is already a ‘baka’ to begin with, and having him falling in love might be catastrophic especially when he wrongly chooses his cupid.
“Pi, are sure this will work?” both Jin and Pi have their backs on the wall, inches away from KAT-TUN’s dressing room. Even though Pi manages to look calm, but Jin is far from tranquility. His glancing left and right intensely definitely looks suspicious. Lucky for them, their foolish antics and mischief are legend among Johnny’s, so no one really bother with their bad imitation of a Ninja at that particular moment.
Pi pushes Jin to move forward “Faster. They’ll be back soon.”
With deep frown and cold sweats Jin pushes the heavy door open and pulls Pi in urgently before locking the door from inside “We better do this fast.” He held his hand out “Where’s the list?”
His accomplice takes off his bag pack and pulls out a glossy pink and black covered magazine “Here.”
“Do you really have to carry around the whole thing? Can’t you just copy the formula out or something?” Jin snatches the embarrassing looking magazine from Pi and flips it to the pages he memorized few days ago.
“No we can’t do that. The effect will be different” he replies sternly and starts wondering around noticing the similar mess of his own dressing room with wet towels and half eaten bento scattered around the place. “Where’s his locker?”
Jin leads the way, grasping the magazine tightly staring at Kame’s locker’s combination.
“Don’t tell me you don’t know his password” Pi stands next to Jin, waiting anticipationly.
Jin rolls his eyes and reaches for the lock “It’s my birth date. Of course I remember it.”
“Hold on” Pi interrupts fills with skeptic “Kame’s using your birth date as his locker password?”
The older guy nods and explains “I ask him to. So he’ll never forget my birthday.”
“And that stubborn little brat agreed to it and never changes it since?” Pi could not hold back his suspicious, eyeing his determine looking best friend.
With a swift, Jin manages to unlock the locker without any force needed “I guess he hasn’t changed it. Now, enough chatting and let’s get to work” Jin pulls out an opaque plastic bag from his jeans pocket and pass it to Pi. The other guy held it open waiting for Jin fills it in with Kame’s belonging as listed in the magazine.
As Jin put Kame’s wooden brush in the plastic bag, his best friend voice out his inner thoughts “You know, he might actually share the same feelings with you. Have you ever ask or confess to him? I mean in not-a-stalking-way?”
Jin squint his eyes for dramatic effect “Yeah right. Like he won’t freak out when I confess. Besides, If I know he’s going to accept me of course I’ll do it the conventional way. The problem is, I’m not sure of his answer.”
“But…” his word hang mid sentence as rowdy laughter heard from outside follows with squeaking sound of someone trying to open the door “Shit!”
“Pull down your mask” Jin instructs immediately, pushing the locker door with a loud thud “Switch off the light.”
Then the two of them align themselves next to the door panel waiting to rush out. Then as soon as the clicking sound of the door being unlock was heard, the two guys push the door with all their might and scram the opposite way.
Loud yelp in pain and follows by endless curses fill the corridor. But Jin and Pi are too occupied in running away to care about it.
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“Jin, why are we here?” the famous pout clearly visible on Pi’s handsome face.
“I’m making a brew here” Jin reply without even bother to look at his friend, continuing to stir the colorless liquid in the pot.
Pi’s pouty lips twitch further “I can see that. But why are we doing it in my kitchen?”
“My kitchen has nothing. The only thing frequently use is the microwave. Now, stop yapping and help me here” he looks up from the pot and instructs the sulking man. “I need some more mint leaves, honey and a pinch of rosemary.”
“You’re such a bossy brat” Pi mumbles to himself as he makes his way to the grocery bag. He definitely regrets showing Jin the magazine.
15 minutes later, both of them sits on the thin mat spread out at the small balcony. A glass bowl and a wooden spoon placed in the middle.
“What should I do now?” Jin asks nervously.
“You need to chant while stirring that thing” Pi points at the glass bowl with his lower lips. “Now follow after me ‘By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea to make, Ka~”
“Hold on!” Jin immediately cut him mid sentence “You are not supposed to say his name or he might fell for you then.
Pi rolls his eyes “Right~. So after you said ‘I brew this tea to make’, you said his name and ends with ‘desire me.’ Repeat it 9 times.”
“Do you think 9 times is enough?” he raises his brows.
Pi nods without thinking “We should not change anything from whatever listed in the recipe.”
“Okay. I got it” Jin nods firmly before inches himself towards the brew. Sitting up straight with the wooden spoon in his hand, Jin starts to enchant “By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.”
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
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Jin knows it’s late, but he could not wait any longer. He explains to Pi that his heart might explode if he waits another day. So, even with Pi’s disapproval he heads straight to Kame’s place as soon as he transferred the Love Potion into a smaller bottle.
With one last deep breath he presses the doorbell. A few seconds later he hears quick steps heading towards him.
“Jin! What are you doing here?” Kame opens the door clad in his pink bathrobe.
“Uhm. I got lost” reply sheepishly.
“You got lost” Kame chuckles to himself at the absurd excuses. Shaking his head in disbelief, he steps aside allowing the older guy to step into his house.
Jin walks in straight to the kitchen “I brought us some black tea.”
“Really… How sweet of you” Kame trails not far from Jin.
But suddenly Jin stops in his track “I can do it. Why don’t you just wait in the living room. I’ll be there in a minute.”
Kame has always been the suspicious curious kid. But seeing the determination in Jin’s eyes, he feels bad to deny his request.
A minute later, Jin strides in with 2 black mugs in his hand “Here you go” he passes it to Kame who was sitting comfortably sprawling on the couch.
“Thanks” Kame sits up and takes the mug firmly before placing it on the glass table. He waits until Jin sits next to him before continuing “So, where were you this afternoon? You miss two dance practices.”
Jin nervously clasps his hands on his laps “I got some urgent thing to settle.”
Kame narrows his eyes suspiciously “Do you have anything to do with the stalking incident earlier?”
“What stalking incident?” Jin asks tensely, noticing his heartbeats are going crazy.
Kame shakes his head and reply “Some crazy weirdos broke into our dressing room. I lost hair brush and Ueda almost broke his nose.”
“OMG, how’s Ueda?” Jin knows he’s dead if Ueda finds out he’s the one who pushed the door.
A musical laughter fills in the room “We had him on ice for awhile. But he’s as good as new now. He’s just a bit piss.” Kame then moves closer towards Jin “I think you better keep it a secret from him. He might kill you if he found out it was you and Pi.”
“Okay, thanks” Jin nods absentmindedly. A second later he exclaimed aloud “Hold on! How did you know?”
“Baka. You are so easy” Kame laughs his heart out. “Well, there was no force entry on my locker and you are the only one who knows my password. As for Pi, he was missing from practice as well.”
Jin heaves deeply unsure on how to proceed further with his plan anymore. All he wants to do right at the moment is to pull Kame into his arms and confess everything.
“So, what are you planning to do with my hair brush?” Kame asks lightly lifting the mug from the table.
Jin feels his throat dries up, staring intensely at Kame’s delicate movement sipping the black tea. Noticing he’s being watch, Kame lowers the mug and asks “What?”
“How’s the taste?” Jin licks his lips nervously.
“A bit too sweet for a black tea I reckon” Kame takes another sip before returning the mug to the coffee table.
“Do you feel anything weird?” he inches closer to Kame, noticing the sweet vanilla scent on him.
“Not really. But I’m really suspicious of you though?” Kame tilts his head naturally.
A deep frown slowly crept on Jin’s forehead “It doesn’t work.”
“What doesn’t work?” he asks curiously.
“Nothing” the older guy mumbles and took a sip of his own tea.
“Spill it out or I’ll tell Ueda that you were the culprit causing all the mayhem today” Kame threatens sternly.
Jin’s eyes widen “You would not!”
A devilish smirk spreads across Kame’s thin lips “I would.”
After a few minutes in silence, Ueda’s fist won the battle as Jin slowly open up “It’s a love potion.”
“What is?” Kame ‘s bitchy brows arched questioningly.
“The black tea” he reply softly, avoiding eye contact with Kame.
“The black tea is a love potion?” Kame repeats Jin’s words. The older guy nods quietly expecting Kame to freak out anytime soon. But surprisingly, instead of yelling and kick him out, Kame leans closer and spoke with the tenderest voice ever “And why do you need this love potion for?”
Jin could hear his heartbeat thumping aloud “Coz I want you to fall in love with me.”
“Why do you want that?”
He turns around facing Kame directly, pouring his soul in his words “Because I love you.”
Right in front of his eyes, he sees the most beautiful and serene smile slowly appears “Then you should just say so.”
Jin blinks furiously trying to convince himself that he’s not dreaming “Are you saying you love me too?”
Kame inches further and place a peck on Jin’s cheek “What not to love about you” he whispers gently.
As if in trance, Jin pulls Kame into his arms as they tumbles on the hugs couch with Kame on top of him. Not really a position he imagine but he’s sure that can be arrange later “Do you know how much I long to hear that?”
“Well, you were the one who never bother of asking” Kame snuggles closer. “Never thought you’ll go to the extent of making a love potion though.”
“It was Pi’s idea”
“I’m sure it is” Kame chuckles happily. But then his face changes abruptly “You didn’t put anything weird in it right? Nothing like lizard’s heart or hyena piss or something?”
Jin quickly denies it “Nothing like that at all. It’s a vegetarian love potion.”
“Ah, great to know that” Kame nods happily again.
“But” Jin bit his lips when he sees Kame’s frown.
“Spill it out”
“I did put a strand of your hair in it” Jin confesses sheepishly.
In that instant Kame jumps off Jin and the couch, making a dash to the main toilet. Jin follows closely behind, entering Kame’s bedroom.
“Kame are you alright?” he asks through the closed bathroom door.
Loud gagging sound came from the toilet “I’m so going to kill you.”
With that last word floating in the room, Jin let his back falls onto Kame’s bed knowing his chance for a hot session has already been ruin. And he has no one to blame but himself. He should have listen to Pi and only stir the potion 9 times instead of 18.
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How was it?? Hope you guys enjoy it ne~ As always, comments are love and its make me inspired me for more...
XOXO
Pairing : Akame, Pin (Friendship)
Genre : Crack + Fluff ( My 2 fav combo)
Rating : PG-13
Disclaimer : They belong to each other (^_^)
Warning : Unbeta-ed
Summary : Jin believes love potion is the answer to his sleepless night.
A/N : (1) A birthday dedication for June's babies, bellemelody , are_in , onpuful amm_akame_love , jin_no_shitsuji and fox_xie ... Happy BIRTHDAY GIRLS!!!
(2) This week has been a real bitch to me. So I just need to write a crack + fic to calm down my nerves. Hope you guys enjoy this~
Love works in such a mysterious way. It’s even magical sometimes.
No one could deny the power vested in it, the strength it gives to others or the foolishness it may causes.
Well, Jin is already a ‘baka’ to begin with, and having him falling in love might be catastrophic especially when he wrongly chooses his cupid.
“Pi, are sure this will work?” both Jin and Pi have their backs on the wall, inches away from KAT-TUN’s dressing room. Even though Pi manages to look calm, but Jin is far from tranquility. His glancing left and right intensely definitely looks suspicious. Lucky for them, their foolish antics and mischief are legend among Johnny’s, so no one really bother with their bad imitation of a Ninja at that particular moment.
Pi pushes Jin to move forward “Faster. They’ll be back soon.”
With deep frown and cold sweats Jin pushes the heavy door open and pulls Pi in urgently before locking the door from inside “We better do this fast.” He held his hand out “Where’s the list?”
His accomplice takes off his bag pack and pulls out a glossy pink and black covered magazine “Here.”
“Do you really have to carry around the whole thing? Can’t you just copy the formula out or something?” Jin snatches the embarrassing looking magazine from Pi and flips it to the pages he memorized few days ago.
“No we can’t do that. The effect will be different” he replies sternly and starts wondering around noticing the similar mess of his own dressing room with wet towels and half eaten bento scattered around the place. “Where’s his locker?”
Jin leads the way, grasping the magazine tightly staring at Kame’s locker’s combination.
“Don’t tell me you don’t know his password” Pi stands next to Jin, waiting anticipationly.
Jin rolls his eyes and reaches for the lock “It’s my birth date. Of course I remember it.”
“Hold on” Pi interrupts fills with skeptic “Kame’s using your birth date as his locker password?”
The older guy nods and explains “I ask him to. So he’ll never forget my birthday.”
“And that stubborn little brat agreed to it and never changes it since?” Pi could not hold back his suspicious, eyeing his determine looking best friend.
With a swift, Jin manages to unlock the locker without any force needed “I guess he hasn’t changed it. Now, enough chatting and let’s get to work” Jin pulls out an opaque plastic bag from his jeans pocket and pass it to Pi. The other guy held it open waiting for Jin fills it in with Kame’s belonging as listed in the magazine.
As Jin put Kame’s wooden brush in the plastic bag, his best friend voice out his inner thoughts “You know, he might actually share the same feelings with you. Have you ever ask or confess to him? I mean in not-a-stalking-way?”
Jin squint his eyes for dramatic effect “Yeah right. Like he won’t freak out when I confess. Besides, If I know he’s going to accept me of course I’ll do it the conventional way. The problem is, I’m not sure of his answer.”
“But…” his word hang mid sentence as rowdy laughter heard from outside follows with squeaking sound of someone trying to open the door “Shit!”
“Pull down your mask” Jin instructs immediately, pushing the locker door with a loud thud “Switch off the light.”
Then the two of them align themselves next to the door panel waiting to rush out. Then as soon as the clicking sound of the door being unlock was heard, the two guys push the door with all their might and scram the opposite way.
Loud yelp in pain and follows by endless curses fill the corridor. But Jin and Pi are too occupied in running away to care about it.
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“Jin, why are we here?” the famous pout clearly visible on Pi’s handsome face.
“I’m making a brew here” Jin reply without even bother to look at his friend, continuing to stir the colorless liquid in the pot.
Pi’s pouty lips twitch further “I can see that. But why are we doing it in my kitchen?”
“My kitchen has nothing. The only thing frequently use is the microwave. Now, stop yapping and help me here” he looks up from the pot and instructs the sulking man. “I need some more mint leaves, honey and a pinch of rosemary.”
“You’re such a bossy brat” Pi mumbles to himself as he makes his way to the grocery bag. He definitely regrets showing Jin the magazine.
15 minutes later, both of them sits on the thin mat spread out at the small balcony. A glass bowl and a wooden spoon placed in the middle.
“What should I do now?” Jin asks nervously.
“You need to chant while stirring that thing” Pi points at the glass bowl with his lower lips. “Now follow after me ‘By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea to make, Ka~”
“Hold on!” Jin immediately cut him mid sentence “You are not supposed to say his name or he might fell for you then.
Pi rolls his eyes “Right~. So after you said ‘I brew this tea to make’, you said his name and ends with ‘desire me.’ Repeat it 9 times.”
“Do you think 9 times is enough?” he raises his brows.
Pi nods without thinking “We should not change anything from whatever listed in the recipe.”
“Okay. I got it” Jin nods firmly before inches himself towards the brew. Sitting up straight with the wooden spoon in his hand, Jin starts to enchant “By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.”
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
By light of moon waxing, I brew this tea, to make Kamenashi Kazuya desire me.
*********************
Jin knows it’s late, but he could not wait any longer. He explains to Pi that his heart might explode if he waits another day. So, even with Pi’s disapproval he heads straight to Kame’s place as soon as he transferred the Love Potion into a smaller bottle.
With one last deep breath he presses the doorbell. A few seconds later he hears quick steps heading towards him.
“Jin! What are you doing here?” Kame opens the door clad in his pink bathrobe.
“Uhm. I got lost” reply sheepishly.
“You got lost” Kame chuckles to himself at the absurd excuses. Shaking his head in disbelief, he steps aside allowing the older guy to step into his house.
Jin walks in straight to the kitchen “I brought us some black tea.”
“Really… How sweet of you” Kame trails not far from Jin.
But suddenly Jin stops in his track “I can do it. Why don’t you just wait in the living room. I’ll be there in a minute.”
Kame has always been the suspicious curious kid. But seeing the determination in Jin’s eyes, he feels bad to deny his request.
A minute later, Jin strides in with 2 black mugs in his hand “Here you go” he passes it to Kame who was sitting comfortably sprawling on the couch.
“Thanks” Kame sits up and takes the mug firmly before placing it on the glass table. He waits until Jin sits next to him before continuing “So, where were you this afternoon? You miss two dance practices.”
Jin nervously clasps his hands on his laps “I got some urgent thing to settle.”
Kame narrows his eyes suspiciously “Do you have anything to do with the stalking incident earlier?”
“What stalking incident?” Jin asks tensely, noticing his heartbeats are going crazy.
Kame shakes his head and reply “Some crazy weirdos broke into our dressing room. I lost hair brush and Ueda almost broke his nose.”
“OMG, how’s Ueda?” Jin knows he’s dead if Ueda finds out he’s the one who pushed the door.
A musical laughter fills in the room “We had him on ice for awhile. But he’s as good as new now. He’s just a bit piss.” Kame then moves closer towards Jin “I think you better keep it a secret from him. He might kill you if he found out it was you and Pi.”
“Okay, thanks” Jin nods absentmindedly. A second later he exclaimed aloud “Hold on! How did you know?”
“Baka. You are so easy” Kame laughs his heart out. “Well, there was no force entry on my locker and you are the only one who knows my password. As for Pi, he was missing from practice as well.”
Jin heaves deeply unsure on how to proceed further with his plan anymore. All he wants to do right at the moment is to pull Kame into his arms and confess everything.
“So, what are you planning to do with my hair brush?” Kame asks lightly lifting the mug from the table.
Jin feels his throat dries up, staring intensely at Kame’s delicate movement sipping the black tea. Noticing he’s being watch, Kame lowers the mug and asks “What?”
“How’s the taste?” Jin licks his lips nervously.
“A bit too sweet for a black tea I reckon” Kame takes another sip before returning the mug to the coffee table.
“Do you feel anything weird?” he inches closer to Kame, noticing the sweet vanilla scent on him.
“Not really. But I’m really suspicious of you though?” Kame tilts his head naturally.
A deep frown slowly crept on Jin’s forehead “It doesn’t work.”
“What doesn’t work?” he asks curiously.
“Nothing” the older guy mumbles and took a sip of his own tea.
“Spill it out or I’ll tell Ueda that you were the culprit causing all the mayhem today” Kame threatens sternly.
Jin’s eyes widen “You would not!”
A devilish smirk spreads across Kame’s thin lips “I would.”
After a few minutes in silence, Ueda’s fist won the battle as Jin slowly open up “It’s a love potion.”
“What is?” Kame ‘s bitchy brows arched questioningly.
“The black tea” he reply softly, avoiding eye contact with Kame.
“The black tea is a love potion?” Kame repeats Jin’s words. The older guy nods quietly expecting Kame to freak out anytime soon. But surprisingly, instead of yelling and kick him out, Kame leans closer and spoke with the tenderest voice ever “And why do you need this love potion for?”
Jin could hear his heartbeat thumping aloud “Coz I want you to fall in love with me.”
“Why do you want that?”
He turns around facing Kame directly, pouring his soul in his words “Because I love you.”
Right in front of his eyes, he sees the most beautiful and serene smile slowly appears “Then you should just say so.”
Jin blinks furiously trying to convince himself that he’s not dreaming “Are you saying you love me too?”
Kame inches further and place a peck on Jin’s cheek “What not to love about you” he whispers gently.
As if in trance, Jin pulls Kame into his arms as they tumbles on the hugs couch with Kame on top of him. Not really a position he imagine but he’s sure that can be arrange later “Do you know how much I long to hear that?”
“Well, you were the one who never bother of asking” Kame snuggles closer. “Never thought you’ll go to the extent of making a love potion though.”
“It was Pi’s idea”
“I’m sure it is” Kame chuckles happily. But then his face changes abruptly “You didn’t put anything weird in it right? Nothing like lizard’s heart or hyena piss or something?”
Jin quickly denies it “Nothing like that at all. It’s a vegetarian love potion.”
“Ah, great to know that” Kame nods happily again.
“But” Jin bit his lips when he sees Kame’s frown.
“Spill it out”
“I did put a strand of your hair in it” Jin confesses sheepishly.
In that instant Kame jumps off Jin and the couch, making a dash to the main toilet. Jin follows closely behind, entering Kame’s bedroom.
“Kame are you alright?” he asks through the closed bathroom door.
Loud gagging sound came from the toilet “I’m so going to kill you.”
With that last word floating in the room, Jin let his back falls onto Kame’s bed knowing his chance for a hot session has already been ruin. And he has no one to blame but himself. He should have listen to Pi and only stir the potion 9 times instead of 18.
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How was it?? Hope you guys enjoy it ne~ As always, comments are love and its make me inspired me for more...
XOXO