Three times I've tried to sign into Amazon.com and three times it's shut the browser down completely.
Irritating coincidence or powerful omen? You decide!

Regardless, I was trying to buy myself a pair of these: 
http://www.amazon.com/fred-flare-heart-sunglasses/dp/B000EYFTAS/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-2430745-2592740?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1182351727&sr=8-1

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Right now, as we speak, I'm missing out on a very cool party by the pond. It's a Sunday night and booze was provided. I'd like to join in now, but in all honesty, it's just too late. Everyone's already slurring their words and pulling down their pants. I'd need a BAC of at least .14 to fit in at all.

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The results are in. Somehow (I'm not sure how, meth? or maybe super powers?) I have to write 14,000 words by June 15th.
Now who wants to hold my hair while I panic and vomit?
Come on, now, don't all volunteer at once.

I wanna go home.

I'm 21 today - so where's my kudos?

Can't you all just move out here? 
We have cockatoos, what more could you possibly want?

I might have sung 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' at a dirty bar last night.
And I might have earned a free drink for the earth-shattering performance.

LIVING IN A POWDER KEG AND GIVING OFF SPARKS

I'm finally kicking ass in Australia. Maybe even more than in Indiana - I know, that's barely possible!

It's the third week of school here and I'm already kind of burnt out on it. I mean, it's Australia. Shouldn't I be riding on a shark's back while high-fiving a koala? I mean, I do that, but shouldn't I be doing it more?

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Sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on. 
And sometimes you feel like shit on a stick.
I'm homesick.
Help me.
MAMMA!

I've got one month till Australia, I need you to keep me from jumping off a bridge.

Sincerely,
Your Friend
Kristen