Well kids, it's time to for a change I feel ( Read more... )

Don't you hate it when the only mail you have is either from yourself, or from someone telling you how to enlarge your penis.

My penis is large enough, thank you.

Why guess who turned up on my doorstep, just to add a touch of cheese to my life...

..no, not the easter bunny - but Thomas :O

Yay :)

In other news, I just noticed the split second of porn spliced into the end off Fight Club.

EDIT: I had in fact seen it before, and had an indepth discussion about it. Hmm. Or so I am reliably informed.

So now my knees hurt because I spent half an hour or so crawling around the floor hiding behind the invisible box from the knight who's armour wan't very shiny.

This time last year I went bowling and recieved a manly hug :)

It was a perfect day.

Me and Jenn also won a dog at the arcade. I was told I would get to see it every other week - but alas.

So whilst anyone who's anyone is off cavorting at Suffolk's version of The Ritz (Chez Rusteh) - which may as well be on the other side of the moon when you live in Otley - I thought I would enlighten you all on the eXtreme excitement of the weekend ( Read more... )

Whilst watching neighbours today, I couldn't help noticing the amount of talk about sex. Now, I am quite certain that when I was young (and foolish) there was none of this type of thing, and it just makes me wonder - what is the world coming to? Is the age people start to become aware of sex getting younger and younger? Probably ( Read more... )

And so the end of an all-to-short weekend in Lincoln is here ( Read more... )

Thank you Bauren and Lebecca for the party goodness last night/this morning. I hope you had a good 17th Miss 'Sexy Bex' Crowe, and that you make good use of your presents (especially Lauren's special gift to you - she donated her last one and all ( Read more... )