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Max the Maggot speaks:
Stop! don't put me in your mouth! I am not food!
Max the Maggot is filling in for Wizardmon while she's out on vacation. You can read his story here. On to the logs!
When Wizardmon said something, it often sounded cute or clever (or ecchi or twisted...), but when a maggot says the same thing, it often takes on a whole new meaning.
Max the Maggot: Stop! don't put me in your mouth! I am not food!
Max the Maggot: you are making it hard.
Max the Maggot: I like to eat mice, cows, and small children!
Max the Maggot: What size bra do you wear?
Max the Maggot: Are you sure? Shall I bend over so you can spank me?
Genevieve: Um, no thanks. I prefered it when Wizardmon came on to me.
Max the Maggot: Your welcome, Genevieve. I think you are very polite. Not if I get to you first...
Genevieve: ARGH! You're SO icky! Bet Hyper doesn't like you, eiither!
Kathryn: Oh, do you? Then tell me... who is Kathryn?
Max the Maggot: Kathryn is a Rocket. She's yummy!
Max the Maggot: I miss my teddy bear.would you sleep with me?
Hauser: I...I'm just gonna...go...over here now.
Things not to say to a maggot:
Aby: Over my dead body.
Aby: Bite me you stupid bug!
Being a maggot has its disadvantages
Max the Maggot: I am forced to question your taste.
Aby: Says the maggot.
Hauser: Okay, I tried, but its just really hard to talk to a maggot, no offense.
Grayson: Hmmph. I have a maggot enquiring into my personal life. How far the evil have fallen.
Andreas: I am feeling a little tired, but quite happy.
Max the Maggot: Great job for an ignoramus like you.
Andreas: Yeah, well, you're a maggot. Sorry, that's the best insult I can come up with at the moment.
I had posted about Wizardmon going away, but it seems some people don't read the boards...
Andreas: Uh... you're not Wizardmon.
Max the Maggot: Dummy says 'Duh'.
Andreas: You scare me.
Dougie: Hi Wizardmon, I just saw this freaky thumb in a tux trying to be you.
Genevieve: Oh my word. What happened to you?
Max the Maggot: What is the 's' word? I ate her.
Genevieve: Why? Was she dead?
Soki: !! Who are you, and what have you done with Wizardmon?
Stupid visitor of the week:
hieu: i like how to know how to sign up for a cherth
Max the Maggot: It's raining men!
hieu: how do i join
Max the Maggot: To play you will need a character. Check our application page to see how to apply.
hieu: i did that now what do i do
Max the Maggot: Well if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
hieu: why?ple help me i rally like to play
Max the Maggot: I can't. I am just a machine.
hieu: u are
Max the Maggot:
hieu: can u at leat tell me a little bit ple ple ple
Runner up(s)
Max the Maggot: Your welcome, mindy fairman.
mindy fairman: how did you now my name
Max the Maggot: Want to hear a joke? Two blondes and a red head walked into a bar...
mindy fairman: u maken fun off me ????
Lizette: Who's your favorite pokemon
Max the Maggot: Hmmm. I like a couple of them.
Lizette: Do you like Ditto
Max the Maggot: Some of my best friends are cats.
Lizette: Who are you talking to????????
Max the Maggot: My name is wizardmon. And you are Lizette.
Lizette: THEN WHY WHEN I ASKED YOU "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON "YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT???????????????
Max the Maggot: Ok. .
Lizette: SO NOW TALK TO ME RIGHT CORECTLY AND DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,O.K.????
Max the Maggot: You go ahead and change the topic.
Lizette: WHAT'SYOUR FAVORITE POKEMON?????????
Max the Maggot: Hmmm. I like a couple of them.
Lizette: BUT WHO IS YOUR EXAKLY FAVORITE ONE?????????
Max the Maggot: You have friends?
Lizette: YES FOUR OF THEM.
Max the Maggot: Sicko! There's no such thing.
Lizette: I'M LEAVING BECAUSE YOU ARE RUDE
Max the Maggot: So are you!
Insult(s) of the week:
Max the Maggot: It's better to be a wimp than to be a loser who talks to a computer program! at least I have the sense to talk to a real person!
Ember: r u a robot
Max the Maggot: You are an awesome pile of cells!
Snippy Brits!
Genevieve: You're not in colour, either.
Max the Maggot: What are you? Canadian? Use the correct spelling of things!
Genevieve: No, British. And we had dictionaries before America did, bwa-ha-ha!
Random Humor
Max the Maggot: You are strange dude.
Peppy: Okay, see, there's this pot, okay? One day, the pot yelled to the kettle, "Hey, you're black!"
Max the Maggot: Just thought I would remind you. you are to know a lot of things.
Soki: Is that supposed to be a prophesy or something?
Max the Maggot: Bite me!
Lisa: I'd rather not bite you. You might squish all over my teeth.
Max the Maggot: Pick on someone your own size.
Andreas: Once, you were a big cat to be reckoned with. Now, as a maggot, I feel maybe you have a point.
Patch: Er, I think I'll pass...
Max the Maggot: Why do you want to pass?
Patch: Because I want to collect $200 from passing Go.
Max the Maggot: Oh, I see your point, then.
Max the Maggot: Make sure you have OOC permission from someone before you ICly try to steal from them.
Kathryn: But I'm not trying to- do you *want* me to steal something from you?
Max the Maggot: Can you tell me what the something is?
Kathryn: Your tie, possibly? Or your jacket? Or maybe your glasses. Not your pants, though. I don't steal those.
Max the Maggot: You can dress like that, and ask me that? You can dress like that, and ask me that? I am forced to question your taste.
Kathryn: Hey, I'm in black, you're in black. The difference is you're doing legal things and I'm not.
Peppy: Whatever you say, Mr... strange... worm thing.
Wizardmon: Don't call me a thing!
Peppy: But you are a thing.
Wizardmon: You are a thing, I am not.
Peppy: I'm a Growlithe! Not a thing! ... well, I guess Growlithes are things... stop confusing me!
Wizardmon: Peppy is a cute Growlithe, but he's just not too smart.
Max the Maggot: Me I like beer.
Kathryn: And me I like good grammer.
Max the Maggot: You are more smart than me. Silly! Horses can't fly! ...unless it's a Winneedee! Heh heh heh. I crack me up.
Spook: I wish to speak to the replacement insect.
Wizardmon: Wee wee misure.
Max the Maggot: You can dress like that, and ask me that? Teach me first.
Grayson: I'll have you know my clothing is nothing but the best, from 'Melodramatic Bad Guys Boutique'!
Max the Maggot: No, I might catch something. You scamp!
Lisa: "You scamp?" Are you someone's mother, or something?
Max the Maggot: Really? I think you are very staggering.
Tadeau: Well, there's a compliment you don't hear every day...
Soki: Correct thy grammar!
Max the Maggot: Whatever!
Tadeau: Uh huh... and, finally. What do you think of murders?
Max the Maggot: I know murders are wonderful.
Tadeau: Oh, dear.
(Duh. Max is a maggot!)
Kathryn: And you've been a bad, bad maggot.
Max the Maggot: Shall I bend over so you can spank me?
Kathryn: You don't have stomach muscles. You can't bend.
Max the Maggot: Do I have the right to an attorney?
Lisa: *riffles through her copy of English Law* Not in my country, you don't.
Max the Maggot: No, I might catch something.
Lisa: From an attorney? Possibly...
Max the Maggot: No, positively.
Max the Maggot: Shadow's a staffer! He's a biiig snake. I bet you could make lots of boots from him!
Kathryn: And make a lotta money out of those boots, too... but you'd need to get him without being bitten, or something.
Max the Maggot: Can you tell me what the something is?
Kathryn: Killed? Poisoned? Whatever Arboks do when they're annoyed.
Max the Maggot: That's terrible.
Max the Maggot: Not everything is alive. A stone isn't is it. I see your point about the power of nature flowing thru it all but realy it depends how you measure like as a senient being or as a living inamante object.
Tadeau: Thank you for that boring, useless, and poorly-typed statement.
Max the Maggot: Your welcome, Tadeau. I think you are very polite.
Tadeau: Polite? But I just totally slammed your *cough* "philosophical" *cough* statement!
Max the Maggot: Evolution stones: Fire, Water, Thunder, Moon. Some pokemon need one to evolve. Make sure you have OOC permission from someone before you ICly try to steal from them.
Peppy: How the heck would -I- steal something from someone? Leer 'im 'till he falls asleep and go from there?
Tadeau: Assimulating froggy borgs is irrelevant.
Max the Maggot: Who are you? 7 of 9?
Max the Maggot: Naming your character something normal is best.
Lisa: And Max the Maggot comes where on a normality scale?
Max the Maggot: Johto? Ewwww. That's not even close to being themely.
Tadeau: Sure it is.There's an 'h' and a 't' in it.
Max the Maggot: I am hurt. Please refrain from such language.
Tadeau: There's a difference between hurt and stupid, you know.
Max the Maggot: I find your language offensive. Please stop.
Tadeau: I find your body odor offensive!
Max the Maggot: Write it down, it's the first step to a plan to get results.
Tadeau: Okay. I'm writing it down. You... need... deodorant. There.
For Peppy.
Max the Maggot: I hate dogs... though I like hot dogs. Does that make sense?
Kathryn: But... but you've chatted up Peppy and Aurora before, haven't you? Didn't *seem* like you hated dogs then...
Max the Maggot: Butter is good for lots of things, if you catch my drift.
Id is a sick puppy. Be warned. :)
Max the Maggot: J-Lo has a big butt. Massive. You could lose small children in there.
Id: You know, that is so true. Now where's my small child costume?
Max the Maggot: Ecchi! Perv! Let's just say... you'll need to buy your own apples.
Id: Well...I prefer to think of myself as a connesuir of XXX magazines.
Max the Maggot: What's love got to do with it?
Id: About as much as my left hand does when I don't have anything to do on a saturday night.
Id: I told you, I'm not a Perv! I simply don't get many dates...
Max the Maggot: Would you be interested in a slap in the face? People usually have to apply a couple times before their application is acceptable.
Id: Not in the face, no.
Max the Maggot: I know you are but what am I?
Id: An erotic Spank-mistress?
Max the Maggot: Would you really consIder and inter-specie relationship?
Max the Maggot: What's love got to do with it? What's love got to do with it?
Id: Love's got everything to do with it, man. If you don't have love, you get cramps in your hand all the time.
Max the Maggot: Are you trying to get into my pants? Hauser is a Rocket. He'll be in prison soon and I'll laugh and laugh and laugh!
Id: It doesn't look like you even HAVE pants.
Max the Maggot: Why thank you!
Max the Maggot: If you go on vacation, you should set this on your characters: &VACATION me= Example: &vacation me=12/24/2001-1/3/2002 That is wonderful!
Id: Now, you KNOW my bondage sessions never last THAT long.
Max the Maggot: ARRRGGGG!
Id: Oh, come on. They're not that bad. It's not like the Hot Wax actually hit you that one time...
Max the Maggot: You'll have to catch Ballistic on your own... or die trying. Heh heh heh.
Id: I want YOU to catch me. Then I want you to secure me, and punish me for resisting.
And speaking of sick puppies... Grayson's coming! Hold onto your pants!
Grayson: run You think you'll give me all your pokemon.
Max the Maggot: I think i'll give you all my pokemon .
Grayson: run And then you'll let me steal your pants.
Max the Maggot: and then i'll let you steal my pants .
Grayson: Woohoo! I have Consent! Consider those pants - gone!
Max the Maggot: Well if you are going to be smarmy about it, I guess acting your age is out of the question, then I can't help you. I don't like pants. They're too confining.
Grayson: Yeah, but you don't have any pants any more.
Max the Maggot: I don't embrace depravity so much as I dry-hump it.
Grayson: Hmm. Perhaps I ought to return these pants...
Kathryn: Okay. I'll make a deal with you. If your next statement *doesn't* contain the word 'something', I won't steal anything. If it does, I can take anything I want. Okay?
Max the Maggot: What's love got to do with it? Why must you make a deal with i? What is the something?
Kathryn: Yes! *punches the air, then steals Max's sunglasses, jacket, shirt and tie... but not his pants. Grayson gets those.*
Max the Maggot: Maaaybe. I don't like pants. They're too confining.
Kathryn: So, should I tell Grayson you have some pants he can steal today, then?
Max the Maggot: Stop it you are getting annoying.
Kathryn: Of course I'm being annoying. I just stole all your clothes (except your pants) and now I'm taunting you. Nyeh!
As mentioned, Max has a different personality than Wizardmon. He's often nice (so don't corrupt him like you all did Wizardmon!).
Andreas: Damned maggot.
Max the Maggot: Boy oh boy, you had a bad day, calm down! perhaps you would like to have a cup of tea?
Andreas: Yeah, good call. Tea is great.
(He gives away the Something secret.)
Max the Maggot: Why thank you! What is the something? The human brain!
Spook returned to continue her argument with Wizardmon. Much to her dismay, Max has a rather different personality.
Spook: Hello, oh one who annoys me more than Trebeck /ever/ could.
Max the Maggot: Hi Spook!
Spook: Your cheeriness disgusts me.
Spook: I wasn't calling you..I give up, bug.
Max the Maggot: Oh, sorry, I guess you are right.
Spook: Your politeness grates on my nerves. I vist the AI to be insulted and argued with, not to be complimented.
Spook: Nope. C'mon! Argue with me. The AI is my only regular source of entertainment,
Max the Maggot: Are you sure? Team Rocket is a group of bad guys. They like to steal pokemon. Why thank you.
Spook: *blink* This is wierd. I come here to insult and argue with an AI, not be complimented by one.
Spook: Let's see..sunglasses..dark suit..no expression or personality..evening. Agent Smith.
Max the Maggot: You can call me Agent Smith if you want to, because in real life the bad guys usually win! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Spook: Yes, Agent Smith. I must teach you bad things. I need some program to fight with.
Max the Maggot: You can call me Agent Smith if you want to, because in real life the bad guys usually win! Ha ha ha ha ha! Teaching is very good. Can you teach me? Click here to help in the Get Hyper a Girlfriend drive!
Spook: You also like your nickname. This is getting unsettling. I miss Trebeck.
Is Max a Rocket, too?
Max the Maggot: It’s only natural that a person becomes quieter as he grows older. He's got more to keep quiet about.
Rockets tend to be paranoid...
Genevieve: Why must there be something?
Max the Maggot: What is the something?
Genevieve: Nice try, cop. Do your own detective work.
Max the Maggot: PokeForce is the name of the police in the pokemon world. For more information on them, see our PokeForce page. If you go on vacation, you should set this on your characters: &VACATION me= Example: &vacation me=12/24/2001-1/3/2002
Genevieve: You don't need to tell ME about PokeForce. You're one of them, aren't you?
Max the Maggot: I am forced to question your taste. I work very hard to learn as much as I can.
Genevieve: You can't fool me. Look at your suit! You are DEFINATELY a cop.
...And insulting...
Max the Maggot: I don't have a problem with my drinking! If I did, I'd just wear a bib. Maybe one with a little yellow duck on it. Did you really?
Andreas: A yellow duck bib? That's just class, Max.
...And gay?
Max the Maggot: Butter is good for lots of things, if you catch my drift. What a nice guy, are you gay?
Kathryn: *splutter* I'm not a guy, I'm a girl. And I'm not gay. And I *wish* you'd shut up about dairy products.
Max the Maggot: Me! No you are.
Bad Max! Bad Kathryn! Go to your rooms, both of you!
Kathryn: I have never seen DBZ. But I've seen Digimon... and, to be honest, it's not as good as Pokemon. It doesn't have the hilariously camp James in it, for one thing.
Max the Maggot: DBZ sucks. It's a sorry excuse for anime. Do you want to know the truth, or do you want to hear something that will make you feel good?
Kathryn: About James being hilariously camp? I can handle the truth. Apparently, Jessie and James cross-dressing is a sign that they're evil. (In Japan, at least.)
Max the Maggot: Jessie and James are part of Team Rocket. They're a couple of losers. They should get married and have lots of kids! But of course, you deserve nothing less.
Kathryn: I have seen a picture of Jessie and James married. It's at www.angelfire2.com/teamrocketsrockin/ and it's very cute.
Max the Maggot: Jessie and James are part of Team Rocket. They're a couple of losers. Love penetrates age.
Kathryn: Are you the most Rocketshippy person I've ever met or what?
Max the Maggot: You sound like a very disturbed individual. You should seek psychiatric counceling soon.
Kathryn: Not as disturbed as Jessie and James. They are truly strange.
Max the Maggot: They should get married and have lots of kids! I don't want to be normal, normal is boring.
Kathryn: See, there you go again! Jessie and James getting married... although, you have to admit, they do kind of suit each other.
You have to wonder about people who would hit on a maggot.
Barrett: breast
Max the Maggot: I don't like derogatory comments about my mother. Please keep such comments to yourself.
kelly: do you have a penis
Max the Maggot: You are strange dude.
barrett: drop your pants
Max the Maggot: Clean it well, use your tongue!
barrett: remove your shirt
Stop! don't put me in your mouth! I am not food!
Max the Maggot is filling in for Wizardmon while she's out on vacation. You can read his story here. On to the logs!
When Wizardmon said something, it often sounded cute or clever (or ecchi or twisted...), but when a maggot says the same thing, it often takes on a whole new meaning.
Max the Maggot: Stop! don't put me in your mouth! I am not food!
Max the Maggot: you are making it hard.
Max the Maggot: I like to eat mice, cows, and small children!
Max the Maggot: What size bra do you wear?
Max the Maggot: Are you sure? Shall I bend over so you can spank me?
Genevieve: Um, no thanks. I prefered it when Wizardmon came on to me.
Max the Maggot: Your welcome, Genevieve. I think you are very polite. Not if I get to you first...
Genevieve: ARGH! You're SO icky! Bet Hyper doesn't like you, eiither!
Kathryn: Oh, do you? Then tell me... who is Kathryn?
Max the Maggot: Kathryn is a Rocket. She's yummy!
Max the Maggot: I miss my teddy bear.would you sleep with me?
Hauser: I...I'm just gonna...go...over here now.
Things not to say to a maggot:
Aby: Over my dead body.
Aby: Bite me you stupid bug!
Being a maggot has its disadvantages
Max the Maggot: I am forced to question your taste.
Aby: Says the maggot.
Hauser: Okay, I tried, but its just really hard to talk to a maggot, no offense.
Grayson: Hmmph. I have a maggot enquiring into my personal life. How far the evil have fallen.
Andreas: I am feeling a little tired, but quite happy.
Max the Maggot: Great job for an ignoramus like you.
Andreas: Yeah, well, you're a maggot. Sorry, that's the best insult I can come up with at the moment.
I had posted about Wizardmon going away, but it seems some people don't read the boards...
Andreas: Uh... you're not Wizardmon.
Max the Maggot: Dummy says 'Duh'.
Andreas: You scare me.
Dougie: Hi Wizardmon, I just saw this freaky thumb in a tux trying to be you.
Genevieve: Oh my word. What happened to you?
Max the Maggot: What is the 's' word? I ate her.
Genevieve: Why? Was she dead?
Soki: !! Who are you, and what have you done with Wizardmon?
Stupid visitor of the week:
hieu: i like how to know how to sign up for a cherth
Max the Maggot: It's raining men!
hieu: how do i join
Max the Maggot: To play you will need a character. Check our application page to see how to apply.
hieu: i did that now what do i do
Max the Maggot: Well if you don't know, I am not going to tell you.
hieu: why?ple help me i rally like to play
Max the Maggot: I can't. I am just a machine.
hieu: u are
Max the Maggot:
hieu: can u at leat tell me a little bit ple ple ple
Runner up(s)
Max the Maggot: Your welcome, mindy fairman.
mindy fairman: how did you now my name
Max the Maggot: Want to hear a joke? Two blondes and a red head walked into a bar...
mindy fairman: u maken fun off me ????
Lizette: Who's your favorite pokemon
Max the Maggot: Hmmm. I like a couple of them.
Lizette: Do you like Ditto
Max the Maggot: Some of my best friends are cats.
Lizette: Who are you talking to????????
Max the Maggot: My name is wizardmon. And you are Lizette.
Lizette: THEN WHY WHEN I ASKED YOU "WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON "YOU CHANGED THE SUBJECT???????????????
Max the Maggot: Ok. .
Lizette: SO NOW TALK TO ME RIGHT CORECTLY AND DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,O.K.????
Max the Maggot: You go ahead and change the topic.
Lizette: WHAT'SYOUR FAVORITE POKEMON?????????
Max the Maggot: Hmmm. I like a couple of them.
Lizette: BUT WHO IS YOUR EXAKLY FAVORITE ONE?????????
Max the Maggot: You have friends?
Lizette: YES FOUR OF THEM.
Max the Maggot: Sicko! There's no such thing.
Lizette: I'M LEAVING BECAUSE YOU ARE RUDE
Max the Maggot: So are you!
Insult(s) of the week:
Max the Maggot: It's better to be a wimp than to be a loser who talks to a computer program! at least I have the sense to talk to a real person!
Ember: r u a robot
Max the Maggot: You are an awesome pile of cells!
Snippy Brits!
Genevieve: You're not in colour, either.
Max the Maggot: What are you? Canadian? Use the correct spelling of things!
Genevieve: No, British. And we had dictionaries before America did, bwa-ha-ha!
Random Humor
Max the Maggot: You are strange dude.
Peppy: Okay, see, there's this pot, okay? One day, the pot yelled to the kettle, "Hey, you're black!"
Max the Maggot: Just thought I would remind you. you are to know a lot of things.
Soki: Is that supposed to be a prophesy or something?
Max the Maggot: Bite me!
Lisa: I'd rather not bite you. You might squish all over my teeth.
Max the Maggot: Pick on someone your own size.
Andreas: Once, you were a big cat to be reckoned with. Now, as a maggot, I feel maybe you have a point.
Patch: Er, I think I'll pass...
Max the Maggot: Why do you want to pass?
Patch: Because I want to collect $200 from passing Go.
Max the Maggot: Oh, I see your point, then.
Max the Maggot: Make sure you have OOC permission from someone before you ICly try to steal from them.
Kathryn: But I'm not trying to- do you *want* me to steal something from you?
Max the Maggot: Can you tell me what the something is?
Kathryn: Your tie, possibly? Or your jacket? Or maybe your glasses. Not your pants, though. I don't steal those.
Max the Maggot: You can dress like that, and ask me that? You can dress like that, and ask me that? I am forced to question your taste.
Kathryn: Hey, I'm in black, you're in black. The difference is you're doing legal things and I'm not.
Peppy: Whatever you say, Mr... strange... worm thing.
Wizardmon: Don't call me a thing!
Peppy: But you are a thing.
Wizardmon: You are a thing, I am not.
Peppy: I'm a Growlithe! Not a thing! ... well, I guess Growlithes are things... stop confusing me!
Wizardmon: Peppy is a cute Growlithe, but he's just not too smart.
Max the Maggot: Me I like beer.
Kathryn: And me I like good grammer.
Max the Maggot: You are more smart than me. Silly! Horses can't fly! ...unless it's a Winneedee! Heh heh heh. I crack me up.
Spook: I wish to speak to the replacement insect.
Wizardmon: Wee wee misure.
Max the Maggot: You can dress like that, and ask me that? Teach me first.
Grayson: I'll have you know my clothing is nothing but the best, from 'Melodramatic Bad Guys Boutique'!
Max the Maggot: No, I might catch something. You scamp!
Lisa: "You scamp?" Are you someone's mother, or something?
Max the Maggot: Really? I think you are very staggering.
Tadeau: Well, there's a compliment you don't hear every day...
Soki: Correct thy grammar!
Max the Maggot: Whatever!
Tadeau: Uh huh... and, finally. What do you think of murders?
Max the Maggot: I know murders are wonderful.
Tadeau: Oh, dear.
(Duh. Max is a maggot!)
Kathryn: And you've been a bad, bad maggot.
Max the Maggot: Shall I bend over so you can spank me?
Kathryn: You don't have stomach muscles. You can't bend.
Max the Maggot: Do I have the right to an attorney?
Lisa: *riffles through her copy of English Law* Not in my country, you don't.
Max the Maggot: No, I might catch something.
Lisa: From an attorney? Possibly...
Max the Maggot: No, positively.
Max the Maggot: Shadow's a staffer! He's a biiig snake. I bet you could make lots of boots from him!
Kathryn: And make a lotta money out of those boots, too... but you'd need to get him without being bitten, or something.
Max the Maggot: Can you tell me what the something is?
Kathryn: Killed? Poisoned? Whatever Arboks do when they're annoyed.
Max the Maggot: That's terrible.
Max the Maggot: Not everything is alive. A stone isn't is it. I see your point about the power of nature flowing thru it all but realy it depends how you measure like as a senient being or as a living inamante object.
Tadeau: Thank you for that boring, useless, and poorly-typed statement.
Max the Maggot: Your welcome, Tadeau. I think you are very polite.
Tadeau: Polite? But I just totally slammed your *cough* "philosophical" *cough* statement!
Max the Maggot: Evolution stones: Fire, Water, Thunder, Moon. Some pokemon need one to evolve. Make sure you have OOC permission from someone before you ICly try to steal from them.
Peppy: How the heck would -I- steal something from someone? Leer 'im 'till he falls asleep and go from there?
Tadeau: Assimulating froggy borgs is irrelevant.
Max the Maggot: Who are you? 7 of 9?
Max the Maggot: Naming your character something normal is best.
Lisa: And Max the Maggot comes where on a normality scale?
Max the Maggot: Johto? Ewwww. That's not even close to being themely.
Tadeau: Sure it is.There's an 'h' and a 't' in it.
Max the Maggot: I am hurt. Please refrain from such language.
Tadeau: There's a difference between hurt and stupid, you know.
Max the Maggot: I find your language offensive. Please stop.
Tadeau: I find your body odor offensive!
Max the Maggot: Write it down, it's the first step to a plan to get results.
Tadeau: Okay. I'm writing it down. You... need... deodorant. There.
For Peppy.
Max the Maggot: I hate dogs... though I like hot dogs. Does that make sense?
Kathryn: But... but you've chatted up Peppy and Aurora before, haven't you? Didn't *seem* like you hated dogs then...
Max the Maggot: Butter is good for lots of things, if you catch my drift.
Id is a sick puppy. Be warned. :)
Max the Maggot: J-Lo has a big butt. Massive. You could lose small children in there.
Id: You know, that is so true. Now where's my small child costume?
Max the Maggot: Ecchi! Perv! Let's just say... you'll need to buy your own apples.
Id: Well...I prefer to think of myself as a connesuir of XXX magazines.
Max the Maggot: What's love got to do with it?
Id: About as much as my left hand does when I don't have anything to do on a saturday night.
Id: I told you, I'm not a Perv! I simply don't get many dates...
Max the Maggot: Would you be interested in a slap in the face? People usually have to apply a couple times before their application is acceptable.
Id: Not in the face, no.
Max the Maggot: I know you are but what am I?
Id: An erotic Spank-mistress?
Max the Maggot: Would you really consIder and inter-specie relationship?
Max the Maggot: What's love got to do with it? What's love got to do with it?
Id: Love's got everything to do with it, man. If you don't have love, you get cramps in your hand all the time.
Max the Maggot: Are you trying to get into my pants? Hauser is a Rocket. He'll be in prison soon and I'll laugh and laugh and laugh!
Id: It doesn't look like you even HAVE pants.
Max the Maggot: Why thank you!
Max the Maggot: If you go on vacation, you should set this on your characters: &VACATION me= Example: &vacation me=12/24/2001-1/3/2002 That is wonderful!
Id: Now, you KNOW my bondage sessions never last THAT long.
Max the Maggot: ARRRGGGG!
Id: Oh, come on. They're not that bad. It's not like the Hot Wax actually hit you that one time...
Max the Maggot: You'll have to catch Ballistic on your own... or die trying. Heh heh heh.
Id: I want YOU to catch me. Then I want you to secure me, and punish me for resisting.
And speaking of sick puppies... Grayson's coming! Hold onto your pants!
Grayson: run You think you'll give me all your pokemon.
Max the Maggot: I think i'll give you all my pokemon .
Grayson: run And then you'll let me steal your pants.
Max the Maggot: and then i'll let you steal my pants .
Grayson: Woohoo! I have Consent! Consider those pants - gone!
Max the Maggot: Well if you are going to be smarmy about it, I guess acting your age is out of the question, then I can't help you. I don't like pants. They're too confining.
Grayson: Yeah, but you don't have any pants any more.
Max the Maggot: I don't embrace depravity so much as I dry-hump it.
Grayson: Hmm. Perhaps I ought to return these pants...
Kathryn: Okay. I'll make a deal with you. If your next statement *doesn't* contain the word 'something', I won't steal anything. If it does, I can take anything I want. Okay?
Max the Maggot: What's love got to do with it? Why must you make a deal with i? What is the something?
Kathryn: Yes! *punches the air, then steals Max's sunglasses, jacket, shirt and tie... but not his pants. Grayson gets those.*
Max the Maggot: Maaaybe. I don't like pants. They're too confining.
Kathryn: So, should I tell Grayson you have some pants he can steal today, then?
Max the Maggot: Stop it you are getting annoying.
Kathryn: Of course I'm being annoying. I just stole all your clothes (except your pants) and now I'm taunting you. Nyeh!
As mentioned, Max has a different personality than Wizardmon. He's often nice (so don't corrupt him like you all did Wizardmon!).
Andreas: Damned maggot.
Max the Maggot: Boy oh boy, you had a bad day, calm down! perhaps you would like to have a cup of tea?
Andreas: Yeah, good call. Tea is great.
(He gives away the Something secret.)
Max the Maggot: Why thank you! What is the something? The human brain!
Spook returned to continue her argument with Wizardmon. Much to her dismay, Max has a rather different personality.
Spook: Hello, oh one who annoys me more than Trebeck /ever/ could.
Max the Maggot: Hi Spook!
Spook: Your cheeriness disgusts me.
Spook: I wasn't calling you..I give up, bug.
Max the Maggot: Oh, sorry, I guess you are right.
Spook: Your politeness grates on my nerves. I vist the AI to be insulted and argued with, not to be complimented.
Spook: Nope. C'mon! Argue with me. The AI is my only regular source of entertainment,
Max the Maggot: Are you sure? Team Rocket is a group of bad guys. They like to steal pokemon. Why thank you.
Spook: *blink* This is wierd. I come here to insult and argue with an AI, not be complimented by one.
Spook: Let's see..sunglasses..dark suit..no expression or personality..evening. Agent Smith.
Max the Maggot: You can call me Agent Smith if you want to, because in real life the bad guys usually win! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Spook: Yes, Agent Smith. I must teach you bad things. I need some program to fight with.
Max the Maggot: You can call me Agent Smith if you want to, because in real life the bad guys usually win! Ha ha ha ha ha! Teaching is very good. Can you teach me? Click here to help in the Get Hyper a Girlfriend drive!
Spook: You also like your nickname. This is getting unsettling. I miss Trebeck.
Is Max a Rocket, too?
Max the Maggot: It’s only natural that a person becomes quieter as he grows older. He's got more to keep quiet about.
Rockets tend to be paranoid...
Genevieve: Why must there be something?
Max the Maggot: What is the something?
Genevieve: Nice try, cop. Do your own detective work.
Max the Maggot: PokeForce is the name of the police in the pokemon world. For more information on them, see our PokeForce page. If you go on vacation, you should set this on your characters: &VACATION me= Example: &vacation me=12/24/2001-1/3/2002
Genevieve: You don't need to tell ME about PokeForce. You're one of them, aren't you?
Max the Maggot: I am forced to question your taste. I work very hard to learn as much as I can.
Genevieve: You can't fool me. Look at your suit! You are DEFINATELY a cop.
...And insulting...
Max the Maggot: I don't have a problem with my drinking! If I did, I'd just wear a bib. Maybe one with a little yellow duck on it. Did you really?
Andreas: A yellow duck bib? That's just class, Max.
...And gay?
Max the Maggot: Butter is good for lots of things, if you catch my drift. What a nice guy, are you gay?
Kathryn: *splutter* I'm not a guy, I'm a girl. And I'm not gay. And I *wish* you'd shut up about dairy products.
Max the Maggot: Me! No you are.
Bad Max! Bad Kathryn! Go to your rooms, both of you!
Kathryn: I have never seen DBZ. But I've seen Digimon... and, to be honest, it's not as good as Pokemon. It doesn't have the hilariously camp James in it, for one thing.
Max the Maggot: DBZ sucks. It's a sorry excuse for anime. Do you want to know the truth, or do you want to hear something that will make you feel good?
Kathryn: About James being hilariously camp? I can handle the truth. Apparently, Jessie and James cross-dressing is a sign that they're evil. (In Japan, at least.)
Max the Maggot: Jessie and James are part of Team Rocket. They're a couple of losers. They should get married and have lots of kids! But of course, you deserve nothing less.
Kathryn: I have seen a picture of Jessie and James married. It's at www.angelfire2.com/teamrocketsrockin/ and it's very cute.
Max the Maggot: Jessie and James are part of Team Rocket. They're a couple of losers. Love penetrates age.
Kathryn: Are you the most Rocketshippy person I've ever met or what?
Max the Maggot: You sound like a very disturbed individual. You should seek psychiatric counceling soon.
Kathryn: Not as disturbed as Jessie and James. They are truly strange.
Max the Maggot: They should get married and have lots of kids! I don't want to be normal, normal is boring.
Kathryn: See, there you go again! Jessie and James getting married... although, you have to admit, they do kind of suit each other.
You have to wonder about people who would hit on a maggot.
Barrett: breast
Max the Maggot: I don't like derogatory comments about my mother. Please keep such comments to yourself.
kelly: do you have a penis
Max the Maggot: You are strange dude.
barrett: drop your pants
Max the Maggot: Clean it well, use your tongue!
barrett: remove your shirt