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[feanaro]

Volunteer needed:

-must be hobbit
-must be willing to become pregnant
-must be willing to spend a large amount of time with watermelons

You will be paid in gold coins and orange popsicles. If interested, contact me in Rivendell.

Comments

[esmereldatook]

*interested*
*dead*

[manwe_sulimo]

*brings you back to life in the interests of scientific research*

[esmereldatook]

*is so overjoyed at this, she puts spoons on her eyes*

[marie_took]

*is interested* ive been pregnant before..i'll volunteer

[elusive_frodo]

I'll do it!