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[fear_noevil]

My mother and my goddamn wife are conspiring to drive me fucking crazy. I knew, I knew Ma agreed to babysit too fast.

I like Date Night. I don't mind doing something Claire wants to do. I don't even have a fucking problem with the ballet...until the women use it as an excuse to get me into a goddamn fucking tux.

Like I said: goddamn conspiracy.

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[its_notluck]

Oh yes, purchasing expensive tickets to the ballet was all part of my evil master plan to get you into a tuxedo.

Come on, we both know all I really have to do is offer to do that thing with my tongue....