Your mother was a hamster!!!!

[fearangel]

So today was very interesting. Actually, I'm lying when I say that it has not been interesting at all. I woke up probably about an hour or two ago and think I have my annual gift of bronchitis (Thank you virus faeries, your gifts are always appreciated). The end of my dream involved Anthony, Jake Gyllanhal, and myself completing some illegal

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[evel_enivel]

Blond???

[dragonflii_echo]

you haven't "rapped his gifts"?
well, i hope not... there's nothing scarier than a white blonde girl rapping for an xmas present...
;)
call me i am at my parents house.
i got a celly.
the number is...

[gishgish]

you ungrateful bitch. I gave you MY cold and you're saying some fairy gave it to you?! I thought you were my friend!!! Are you ashamed of my illness? Fine, next time I start hacking up my lungs, I'm not gonna invite your ass over to partake in my mucusy goodness, because you don't appreciate my virus. Wait, is "mucusy" a word? Is now mother fucker! Oh I can't stop coughing!!!!