Obligatory Master List
Sugar Daddy: Noah Puckerman never intended to set foot in Lima ever again, but when he's dragged back by his mother's funeral he catches sight of something that makes him reconsider. A beautiful teenage boy called Kurt, who's just begging for a sugardaddy...
Includes the snippets Alan Stace and Burt.
And the oneshot A Professional.
ServedCoffeeSnippet< - Ten years after highschool Puck runs the coffee shop 'Served' and Kurt is a fashion editor. Meme fill.
<3 - Kurt is emotionally abusive to Puck. Meme fill.
Clue-by-Four - Meme fill for this prompt. Finn makes a mistake. A big one.
Heartache - Meme fill. This is better than the alternative of fists. Kurtofsky.
Five Times Karofsky Kissed Kurt to Shut Him Up (And One Time Kurt Kissed Him) - Meme fill.
Drab Brown Birds - Meme Fill. Kurt is jealous of how Mercedes and Rachel look so good with so little effort.
I Barter My Body - Meme fill. Puck knows how it all works. Nobody cares, unless you have something to offer.
All He's Good For - Meme fill again. Sort-of sequel in which Puck's ideas are reinforced. Puck/Kurt.
It's All Talk - Meme fill. Mercedes and Santana repeat sexist things that have been said to them.
Breathe - Angst meme fill. Blaine's mother takes issue with bruises on his neck.
Love, Baby - Meme fill. Rachel was forced to make a very difficult choice. Relying heavily on the support of one close friend she goes through with her decision to get an abortion only to discover that it's after the fact that's the most painful.
Part One, Part Two
Problem - Puck doesn’t want to admit to himself that he has a problem. He never knew Kurt was his friend either.
A Harmless Little Something - Meme fill. The glee jocks think Kurt needs to loosen up, so they slip him a little harmless something at a gathering.
Puckzilla
Puckzilla Is Bad For Tourism - Meme Fill. Puckzilla is about to destroy Tokyo (again), and then along comes not-so-squealy tourist Kurt.
#Puckzilla Is Not A Breakfast Chef - Puckzilla has kidnapped Kurt and taken him to his lair. Kurt is soon to begin caffeine withdrawals. This can not end well.
#Puckzilla Is Not Wearing Pants - Kurt is just desperate enough to take a bath in the cave pool.
Puckzilla Is Decisive and Romantic - Puckzilla is attempting to get the hang of this courtship thing. Kurt might be a little oblivious.
#Puckzilla Makes the News - Newspapers are baffled by Puckzilla's recent behaviour.
#Puckzilla Is Not Wearing Pants. Again. - Kurt is having a crisis, and Puckzilla isn't wearing any pants. Again.
#Puckzilla Is Officially My... Boyfriend? - Kurt comes to grips with his odd relationship and sets some ground rules.
#Puckzilla Is Physically Proportionate - Kurt discovers the dangers of experimentation
Puckzilla Stole My Best Friend - Mercedes fintally gets that call.
#An Exclusive Interviw With Kurt Hummel - Magazine Article/Interview set two years into the future.
Media: Various media headlines and reactions to the existence of Puckzilla.
The Rules - In the aftermath of a hate crime Kurt recovers from bruises and finds out just how much it means to have friends who care. Eventual Puck/Kurt.
1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11,12, 13, 14, 15
#Stick (Like A Pig) - Puck has realised a very important truth - a true badass would be able to protect his friends from the bullies at McKinley High. It turns out he just has a problem making the lessons stick. And then he stumbles across the answer...
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six
Suicide Boys - Blaine thought that the only thing he'd have to deal with at his new school would be deciding whether or not to come out. He never counted on Kurt Hummel, or all of the things that happened next.
Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight
#Suburban Trash - Kurt has this plan for how his life is meant to turn out. This plan includes very specific ideas of what he should be doing, and where he should be living, and who should conveniently die.
Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five, Part Six, Part Seven, Part Eight
Two Freaks - Set during Kurt's college years. What Puck did to knock him out of his meltdown and temporary attempt at normalcy.
#It's An Art (And We're Artists) - Boxed into a corner by a nasty debt, con artists Kurt and Puck need to both lay low and somehow come up with big money. The one place nobody is going to look for them? Lima, Ohio. Home of Kurt’s older brother. Fill for this prompt.
Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine, Chapter Ten, Chapter Eleven, Chapter Twelve, Chapter Thirteen
Papa Bear: The series in which Burt Hummel is literally a bear, and almost everybody is cool with that.
Mechanic Extraordinaire -
Hudsons For Dinner -
Inaccurate Stereotyping -
The Supermarket -
Sue -
Papa Bear Spinoffs:
Halfbreed Hummel - Kurt is asked out by Sam, who freaks out when he finds out about Burt. Kurt then takes up with Puck. 1, 2
Sex Shark - Kurt has no idea what the consequences are going to be when he demands a month of celibacy from his sex-obsessed boyfriend.
Bondage Bleachers: The series in which Finn and Puck stumble across Kurt all tied up, and this leads to sex. And romance. Somehow.
It's the Rope - An unnamed bully gets aroused every time they tie Kurt to the bleachers.
All Tied Up (Under the Spotlight) - The first time it happens.
It Becomes Routine - It happens again.
Denial - Finn denies having a relationship with Puck.
Provocation - Kurt knows he has a problem.
Crying Out For Mercy - Mercedes is the voice of reason.
Three's Company - Kurt takes matters into his own hands.
Fairy Boy - The troublemaker sprite Puck has just one chance left to avoid exile. The task? Be a fairy godmother and find this Hummel kid True Love. Before prom night. Sure... no problem.
Prologue, Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five
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