Meme Delight

Oct 14, 2008 21:53


"If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up ( Read more... )

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fattest October 15 2008, 05:06:07 UTC
Oh my god, remember that time I was working at the donut place and you snuck in the back door to flash me wearing only panties with donuts on them under your coat? Made my whole day. And a few days after that, too.

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stealingthesky October 15 2008, 11:46:34 UTC
Remember that time you talked me into dressing up in a band uniform and you put on that color guard outfit and we walked around the mall playing a fight song and cheering on shoppers?

That was AWESOME, even when we were chased out by security for "causing a ruckus".

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penelopesque October 15 2008, 12:02:42 UTC
I was following one of those sets of directions that you get on the island - go to the "dock", you'll find him on the "boat". Him was the father of a client who hopefully had fresh tuna to spare. I was wandering the docks, like I do, glancing in each slip, when I noticed at the end of the dock a woman sitting on the edge wearing the most beautiful hat I'd ever seen. It was straw of an intricate weave with ribbons of white and yellow silk and organza woven around the brim and then tied with small blue ribbon flowers into a tail that blew in the wind. Forget the tuna, I had to know where one found such hats. So strolled to the end of the dock and said "excuse me" and you turned up your beautiful blue eyes and said "oh hi" and I said "oh it's you" and you said "I'm on vacation. Ssshh, don't tell anyone."

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masculine_lady October 15 2008, 14:21:43 UTC
remember when we crashed that bachelor party in Austin, TX (we were there for work), and you made $15 dollars in tips for giving the groom-to-be a face squashing lap dance? We spent the $15 on speed, and, well, the next thing I remember is that we were home, drinking rooibos tea complaining that our hips felt weird.

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drmardi October 15 2008, 16:23:39 UTC
I remember when we were all together when the kids were young at mom's group. One of the mom's from Napa said something totally offensive and then you cussed them out. The butch had to jump up and get ready to defend you. But we all forgot that the butch Napa mom was a boxing champion and she jumped up and punched your butch in belly. YOur butch was on the ground and the Napa boxing champion was spiraling in some flashback boxing haze and jumping around your butch like she just won a championship belt. You called the police

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