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ok, this condom thing is really weird and it doesnt feel right that the prefects are just... distributing them like that but i think dumbles has a point. if you are going to experiment, you should take precautions first!! after all, safety is the most important thing. a baby should be born from the love of two people and not just some fling because you drank a little too much.
[After a few hours, he continues his entry but with an entirely different topic. If any Gryffindors saw him in the common room before this, he crossed the room flailing around with a bucket on his head and frosting all over his everything. Cue flailing around for half an hour. It would've been fine if Tsunade dropped anything other than cake on him BUT NO. She had to go with the confectionery. Now, he's cross. Look out, Tsunade, because THE JOHNSTER IS GOING TO GET YOU.]
tsunade.
my little prank was nothing but harmless and benign.
it was meant to be a joke shared between two friends--a moment of laughter left behind after its initial departure, retold only to exhibit more laughter because of its nostalgic charm. it would've been special, telling a story years ago about a girl and a boy and a hilarious bucket.
but no, you soiled what could've been with your little payback, and now you've returned fire...
then it's war.
prepare yourself, tsunade.
prepare yourself...
FOR THE GREATEST PRANKING OF YOUR YOUNG LIFE.
[ooc: OMG SOMEONE GOT ME EXTRA USERPICS. THANK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE. THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUCH. I'm really confused as to why you would do that but AAAA so grateful. ♥]
[After a few hours, he continues his entry but with an entirely different topic. If any Gryffindors saw him in the common room before this, he crossed the room flailing around with a bucket on his head and frosting all over his everything. Cue flailing around for half an hour. It would've been fine if Tsunade dropped anything other than cake on him BUT NO. She had to go with the confectionery. Now, he's cross. Look out, Tsunade, because THE JOHNSTER IS GOING TO GET YOU.]
tsunade.
my little prank was nothing but harmless and benign.
it was meant to be a joke shared between two friends--a moment of laughter left behind after its initial departure, retold only to exhibit more laughter because of its nostalgic charm. it would've been special, telling a story years ago about a girl and a boy and a hilarious bucket.
but no, you soiled what could've been with your little payback, and now you've returned fire...
then it's war.
prepare yourself, tsunade.
prepare yourself...
FOR THE GREATEST PRANKING OF YOUR YOUNG LIFE.
[ooc: OMG SOMEONE GOT ME EXTRA USERPICS. THANK YOU, WHOEVER YOU ARE. THANK YOU SO MUUUUUUCH. I'm really confused as to why you would do that but AAAA so grateful. ♥]