11 men in tights

[fearnoanvil]

man, that trip was SO awesome!! all the animals were so cute.

anyway, i just thought i should let you guys know that i discovered something during that trip:
i have a special connection with all the marine animals! i have a telepathic link with fish, kappa or mermaids, you name it.
i am now going to harness this ability for the greater good but it

Comments

[slug_healer]

I think any kappa would be insulted that you could have a telepathic link with it.

And, "Glub Trickster"? So lame, Waterman.

[fearnoanvil]

oh man, what a burn.
jk it was totally lame.
i think they would be very happy to have a telepathic link with me.
you know, because i am so awesome and i have impeccable taste in movies.

augh, waterman is even lamer!
it makes it sound like i am a gardener! or something.

[slug_healer]

So in other words...

"Waterman" is perfect for you!

[fearnoanvil]

fine, you can call me waterman but i get to call you slugbitch too.

[hasnowings]

Perhaps advertising your secret identity on a school-wide journal network is not quite the best way of maintaining it.

[fearnoanvil]

but how else would i get allies?

[hasnowings]

Surely you have close friends you can trust? I would have thought telling them would be the first step in gaining allies, as they are in a way your allies already.

[fearnoanvil]

i do!! i already told them but i still need to find my guru.
i am sure he is here somewhere.
the wise gurus are usually in a close proximity of the budding hero.

[beanie_everyday]

So...Aqua Man.

[fearnoanvil]

well... yes.
but there is already an aquaman so i am forced to make something original.

[slug_healer]

Waterboy

[fearnoanvil]

gtfo i am trying to have a conversation.

[wwands]

WWHAT

[fearnoanvil]

hey eridan, hey eridan...
i am going to be a fish-themed superhero!!

[wwands]

no youre not!!!!

[fearnoanvil]

why not?

[vampauxiliatrix]

I Will Gladly Take Care Of Your Super Hero Costume John
Those Colours Are Good Choices But You Will Have To Be More Specific As To What Kind Of Green And Blue You Are Looking For As Well As The Kind Of Costume You Want
For Example Would You Prefer Navy Blue Or Light Blue
Or Would You Prefer Pale Green Or Jade Green

And Do You Want To Wear Tights Or Not

[fearnoanvil]

oh man, i am going to get the best costume now!!
yes, because kanaya is working on it. :D
tights are traditional but if you can make it better and cooler, then go for it.

i want something that looks kind of like this:

[vampauxiliatrix]

Uh
John
I Apologize But I Think I Need A Moment

[AAAAAH SHE CAN FEEL HER RETINAS BURNINGGGG-- in the meanwhile, while she's trying to get her brain to function again, a few drops of jade green ink splatter on to the diary. She's trying to think of a polite way to tell John that his super hero costume is an atrocity, and for once, her vocabulary is failing her.]

I Will Keep The Symbol And The Colours You Have Requested
But There Is No Way I Can I Agree With Your Design
Also
Pardon My Curiosity
But What Is The Purpose Of Wearing Your Undergarments In Such A Way
Is It A Muggle Thing
Or Do You Wish To Blind Your Opponents Momentarily And Thus Acquire A Technical Advantage Over Them

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[fearnoanvil]

you are taking a moment to revel in the awesomeness of my design, i see.

no, no, kanaya, that is standard superhero costume design!!
all the superheroes wear their underwear that way.
sometimes they just wear underwear!