13 BIRTHDAY CAKES

[fearnoanvil]

[During the morning of 4/13, John got a howler from his dad that said, "SON, YOU SUCCESSFULLY REACHED 14 YEARS WITHOUT ANY SIGNIFICANT PSYCHOPATH TENDENCIES. YOU ARE NOW A MAN. I AM SO SO PROUD OF YOU." Then he keeps getting cake. Oh and during breaks, he wears the costume Kanaya made him.]

oh man, you guys, i am just having a blast!
these gifts are

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[wrestlingwitch]

Egbert, something tells me maturity won't find you for a very long time.

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[wrestlingwitch]

Of course. All my gifts are awesome.

Don't spend it all in one place.