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[fearnoanvil]

oh wow, this is the journal, huh? it's kind of cool how it just updates everything like a blog. i guess magic is convenient like that. you dont even need internet! haha, too bad we cant have cool usernames or different font or font colors. that would have been neat.

hi everyone, i am john! so should i put my year and house here? ...duh, of course i

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[hugewitch]

No one has prohibited you from writing with colored ink or signing your user name at the bottom of your entry, John.

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Except don't do that, it'll make you look like a fool. Best holiday wishes, I'm intending to stay here for Christmas break.

[fearnoanvil]

bottom of my entry? oh god, rose, that is dumb. but you're right, i can write with colored ink! maybe i will buy some blue ink when i get the chance.

["look like a fool"? ha! he's wearing his clever disguise while writing in his journal. john egbert does not know the word.]

happy christmas to you, too, rose! why are you staying there?

[hugewitch]

I was just throwing out the idea. I feel immediate remorse, my apologizes.

You know how it is between me and my mother. I'd rather not be in the house when she's got excuses to drink either. She might also have dragged me to one of those social events filled with rich, pompous, vainglorious bastards.

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[fearnoanvil]

haha, its all right, you gave me a fantastic idea!

oh. that's still kind of sad but i guess i get it. dealing with my dad is pretty tough, too.

[sticktokicks]

I missed my movies too! I watched Con Air last night.

[fearnoanvil]

oh wow, awesome, right?

the bunny scene gets me every time.

[sticktokicks]

Yeah! That's a good one. Could have used some kung-fu though.

[fearnoanvil]

you really think so? i thought it was fine the way it was. i don't think nic cage would be able to pull it off.

[hellaknight]

egbert
your awkward boner for those clowns not withstanding we are going to rock colored ink
red and blue against white paper in some sorta bullshit flashy patriotic display of affection
itll be our heartfelt apology to our homeland for our continuing sordid affair with its tea spotted dick loving archnemesis
next well be wearing flag bandannas and teabagging socialist mofos left and right i dont give a fuck

were doing this man
were makin it hapen

[fearnoanvil]

dude, no, those clowns are horrible. theyre almost as lame as your bro's dumb puppets.

but yeah, that is an awesome idea! let's do this!!!
...uh, as long as there is no teabagging or whatever.