walmart announces massive rollback on employee wages.

[fearnotbrother]

"What we might lose in terms of shrinkage of our work force, we'll make back almost immediately," Jackson said. "That's what's so great about being a part of so many small communities across the country once we get a location up and running, people find out they can't afford not to work for us!"

I found THIS article humorous bur pretty sad at the

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let the reader beware...

[joshuabiehler]

wal-mart does suck, but the onion is 100% satire, so unless you hear it elsewhere it just ain't true.

the onion...

[fearnotbrother]

I know that. and even though I now its 100% satire..its still unfortunate because lets face it...its pretty much the truth. I wish it wasn't but it pretty much is.