So this one time i went to a 4th of july bbq to see relatives who do not know i exist. but i saw my aunt and she kinda rules. this distant uncle dude tried to set me up with his son which was weird. i ate a lot of food and watched cheap fireworks from my stoop ( Read more... )

I have realized that regardless of skill needed in a board game....I will still lose. I played eight games of Trouble with friends tonight and I lost EVERY SINGLE ONE. If you do not know, Trouble merely consists of pushing down a dome to make the dice spin, and moving your pegs ( Read more... )

Three days until June is officially over. What a shitty month. But I watched "Tommy" and "I'm Not There" so that was pretty cool.

Now I have to wash my greasy self and go to work. Come live here, please.

I worked "kid care" yesterday at my job. I'm doing it again tomorrow. All I can really say is, it turned out a lot better than I expected. There were two little girls and one boy. The girls called me "miss lady" and it was seriously the most adorable thing ever. I kind of can't wait to become the cool aunt.

I would just like to say, I fucking loathe people who use the term "bling."

LOATHE.

Amy, Carly, Amanda, and I just spent six hours getting food, sitting on the "beach" and discussing a peeping tom wandering around my neighborhood. I'm kind of scared shitless but I'm eating a sandwich and kosher pickles and life is pretty good. I really missed laughing--not to sound lame or anything. Fail. My dog is barking to go outside but it is ( Read more... )

Ok so summer has been lazy and decent so far. I've been sitting around a lot, trying to do some physical activity but failing each time an interesting movie is on HBO. This past week has been especially eventful, including babysitting jody's grandkids, brainwashing them, hangs with tara, jenna, and mike, tcby, shopping with the sister, meandering ( Read more... )

i'm up, preparing for THE BEACH. but i realized i have a new pet peeve ( Read more... )

( Shit like this is so annoying. )

"Why me ( Read more... )