[Voicemail on Roderich's mobile, sent at 12:48]

"Rode'ich...ah'm sorry but Malcolm..he's d'ed! Ah didnae mean it but ah...ah. Ah'll explain when ye get back. ...Oh! And Fra-[beeep]"

[End of message...to return the call press....]

[[On the floor of the living room and worryingly near a bowl containing a, sadly, upside down and not moving fish is the ( Read more... )

Present which have probably arrived a bit late due to being sent out by mail except Roderich's which had been hiding in Mac's room.

Arthur: A tea Cosy
Peter: A hydrogen race car kit
Aidan: A bottle of Baileys, and a book on Táin Bó Cúailnge
Conner: A bottle of Baileys, and a book on Fionn mac Cumhail
Dewi: A sheep and a dragon teddy plus apology about ( Read more... )

I called my mum today to make sure she hadn't fully traumatized Peter's boyfriend with her, enthusiasm arrange my Christmas plans. I've decided that it would be safer to spend Christmas with her than my birthday Hogmanay with her, especially since the fireworks she sent over for bonfire were apparently the remainders from last Hogmanay and I'm ( Read more... )

[Failed lock since this is suppose to be private for obvious reasons...]

Mary,

Do you think it's right to blame a man who aint here for your current shite? I'm starting to think it's his fault I fell for Roderich as hard as I did. No I still haven't talked to him properly about that night. Yes, I know I should...stop giving me that look. You know ( Read more... )

[Locked from Dewi for...obvious reasons.]

Arthur has probably already figured this out but Reginald ain't Reginald...well he is just not the one that got to see fireworks up close what the fucking hell was that eejit thinking anyway, letting it out during that? I just looked up sheep for sale and bought the first one I could find. I didn't exactly ( Read more... )

Connie, we need to get you a new sofa. How the hell does Aidan survive on it?

And did you spill Guinness on it last night?

I got a call from mum the other day, she's going to a Halloween party in Glamis Castle. Did she forget what happen when we went there when I was small think it was one of the times Con and Aidan came over...? The Grey Lady kept stalking us through the castle and poking me and hugging me Shite! I'm getting cold just thinking about it. and the card ( Read more... )

We had a fire in the kitchen the other day I think it was made worse by all the whiskys and beer I had been stalking up on Roderich and I got outside but Alexander II wasn't so lucky. Did the bastard have to wave his poor body around like that? He's been flushed away now but...he only lasted a month, I haven't done that badly with a goldfish since ( Read more... )

I need a drink

Back at work now...things are kinda better. The past week being mostly a blur probably helps. Not entirely sure how I got the hoof marks on my back so, um, Dewi...help with that please?

It's lunch time, why can't I have a drink?

Roderich, we'll speak about the other night when I get home, okay? Does Alexander II need more food, I was ( Read more... )

As you probably gathered from my silence this past week, I haven't really been anywhere near a computer.

I have, just one without internet access (right now I'm at my gran's place before I go and pick up my sisters). The wireless router that I've got my internet access from it well...kinda went BOOM on me and the replacement one is being really ( Read more... )