What is it with people?!?

[feather_autant]

A guy moved in next to me a few weeks ago. It depends, but usually I don't spend a lot of time meeting the neighbors. RV parks have a very fluid community-- most people pull in for a day or two and move on. I'm not in an RV park this time, but a trailer park with a few RV sites, but I still don't really know the neighbors at all. Well, a few

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[kudra2324]

you know, i hear that in harry potter books they drink this thing called "butterbeer." further proof that they are heathens? certainly seems like the wife would think so...

::rolls eyes::

[feather_autant]

Yes, of course! Butterbeer! And all that nonsense about good vs evil and stuff.

And they don't mention Jesus even once!

They, and I, are apparently all going to hell. LOL!

[catspaw_sgjd]

Whoa, fruitcake alert!

Now tell him about the slash angle and watch the top of his head explode...

*g*

[feather_autant]

I thought about leaving my Pooh icon up where he could see it. That ought to do it. *g*

OH! Tell O that I had a terrible case of penis gadget envy, and finally, after staring at it for at least a half an hour, waffling, pushed the 'buy' button. *g*

It should be here the end of the week! *bounces*

In other news, I tried to start the RV today with the new battery, and no luck. I'm going to have to either have it towed or get a mechanic out here. :( I'm not going to worry about it until after vacation, though. :D

[historyterry]

You could always say that you're too busy to go out partying, since most nights you're having an internet gang-bang with the four people you went away with at Easter. If that's not enough, well, I'm sure you could go into detail...

Txxx

[feather_autant]

I thought of the cybersex angle too! ::waggles finger between:: Great minds, yadda. *g*

I think the next time he comes over, I'll invite him in for five minutes, then look him in the eye and tell him he has to go cuz I've got an internet date. Let him make of that what he will. :)

[historyterry]

Or just ask him if he'd mind looking after the phones on your phone sex line while you pop out to buy 'something special'.

Tx

[feather_autant]

I can buy some of those chains! :D

But, that kind of thing always has a way of backfiring. ::nods:: I'd plan to squick him out, and instead, see a glint of interest. *g*

[thegrrrl2002]

Did you point that out to him? *g*

I swear, the biggest hypocrites are the ones who make the most noise about their religion. ::rolls eyes::

[feather_autant]

No, I didn't, dammit. I was too stunned!

I thin I'll change my wallpaper to something obviously slashy, though-- maybe something from Reedfem's site. Maybe that'll compel him to stay away? Of course, I could just tell him to get lost, but I'm way to polite. :(

[thegrrrl2002]

Of course, I could just tell him to get lost, but I'm way to polite

Yeah, it's more fun to have him see slashy porny naked men on your computer. Mess with his head!

[feather_autant]

Messing with his head might be fun! Especially since there is no way in hell I'll be messing with any other part of him. *g*

[sazzle_02]

Did you ever get round to sticking the lube up with velcro? Maybe you should invest in some now and then invite him and his wife round?

xx

[feather_autant]

OOOOO! Now there's a thought! I can see it now.

"Umm, what's that?"

"Oh, that's lube. I velcro it up so the animals can't get it."

"Why in the world do you do that?"

"Well, there's this story. . ."

*g*