hyung, i think i shrunk leeteuk. (kangin/leeteuk)

[featherie]

Hyung, I think I shrunk Leeteuk
Kangin/Leeteuk, implied Siwon/Hankyung, Yesung/Ryeowook
R | Crack
In which Kangin decides that having sex with Leeteuk is better than ever.
Don't own 'em.
Birthday fic for Kangin, albeit a rather... retarded one. :D The idea of this fic has been bouncing around my head for weeks on end.

Comments

[shihan_ai]

OMG I KNOW THIS IS KANGTEUK BUT OMFG THE SHIHAN IS NINJA AND WIN!!

vaguely wonders what Siwon is doing in Hankyung's room at four in the morning. He decides he doesn't want to know.
REALLY. i wonder what they were doing? =D

"Oh Siwonnie, all of us heard you last night," Heechul counters, and smiles smugly when said Shibrows shoot up into Siwon's hairline and do a little dance.

Hankyung and the manager go beet red in the face.
ROFLMAO. BWHAHA

thank you for this!

[featherie]

ROFL I can't decide which I prefer, Hanchul or Sihan. D:

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS AS TO WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 8D

You're welcome! ♥

[thundersquall]

HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS! \O/// (God, I loved that movie so hard.)

This was brilliant, it had me in complete stitches. Poor, poor Leeteuk, made to have sex even in doll form. :'D I love how all the members responded in different ways, and Kangin just having nothing but sex on the brain. Thank you for the laughs, ROFL!

[featherie]

YOU GUESSED IT! 8D I never squashed ants after I watched Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

Idk, I seem to see Kangin as a sex maniac nowadays. :] I'm glad I could make you laugh! :D ♥

[1jet2unknown]

lol kangin really has only sex on his brain, huh? XDDD
liked it ♥

[featherie]

That's how I see him. :D
Thanks for reading!

[imaginetears]

lolwhut. srsly

[featherie]

FINALLY SOME CONCRIT. THANK YOU ♥

Which fandom do you write for btw? I know you write. 8D LIKE, WRITE SUJU PLEASE.

Okay... and okay, and yeah, I was actually wondering if anybody would be confused by the brackets there, but... idk. I wanted ninja!Yewook. :D
I'm not cut out for crack, apparently. ):
I got kind of lazy at the second interaction of the whole manager+Kangin+Heechul thing so I c&p-ed the first one and made a few changes. It was supposed to look repetitive. xD Or something.
-runs off to edit-

ACTUALLY I'M THINKING OF ASKING YOU TO BE MY BETAAAAAA :D

Aw you don't fail.

[imaginetears]

YOU ARE WELCOME. I hardly ever do concrit on LJ, I think of LJ as the nice website, to be honest.

...I'm in loads of them, so I guess quite a lot, but I've only posted two SHINee fics so far. FINE BUT I HAVE NO PLOT ATM. I'm also writing a SHINee oneshot, or something. So... after that?

YehWook is awesomesauce, so I understand the temptation but it just sort of messed with it. I think there is probably a way of re-wording it, but I haven't put my mind to it yet so nyeh.

I think that it's quite hard for crack writers to go to not!crack and vice versa, so I wouldn't be worried about it - I think you're awesome anyway!

The repetition and the linking worked really nicely, but the last one just wasn't that clear that's all. It was a brilliant last line!

I WIL DOOOO IIIIIIIIIITTT!! -honoured- :D

-blushes- Aw, thanks!

(PS HONEY I SHRUNK THE KIDS)

[featherie]

LJ isn't all that nice, really.

Good luck? :D

Eh. I'm too lazy. You think up of something. But nobody's gonna read it anymore, anyway. xD

Thank you :D Okay so next time I write something - which will be a long time from now - I'll ask you to beta it for me.

ROFL -gives you bonus points-

[waruiyume80]

I have to admit that reading this makes me feel like a pedo! but heck I still went ahead and read it because it's freaking hilarious!

I need to see a therapist, thinks the manager sadly.

and that bb was just brilliant!

[featherie]

xD Thank you!