Wocky and Alita in "A Prada Bag Won't Cost That Much"
Alita *Alita has stopped by the mall for a little bit after work at Eldoon's Clinic. She strolls down the aisle, browsing the shelves until a pair of sandals catches her eye. She picks out the appropriate size and sits down on a stool, setting her purse on the floor. She tries on one sandal, and admires it in the small mirror near her feet. Occupied as she is, she doesn't notice the nearly inaudible footsteps creeping up behind her*
Robber *Clad in a t-shirt and some baggy jeans, this twenty-something-year-old is your average, everyday punk, up to no good. He casually walks up behind Alita, treading lightly, then leans over and snatches her purse. He takes off, no longer worried about being stealthy*
Alita *Alita feels something move behind her, but by the time she whirls around, all she can see is the robber disappearing around the corner of the aisle, purse in hand. She yelps, and gives chase. Her gait is a uneven sort of limp, since she's only wearing one shoe* H-hey! Come back here! *She hobbles toward the entrance of the store, setting off the alarms as she goes*
Alita *She ignores the loud beeping of the alarm and the sales associate running towards her, and gestures wildly at the man racing through the mall* My purse! He stole my purse! Somebody help me!
Wocky *Wocky has been wandering around the mall; not doing anything in particular, just hanging out. Viola didn't need his services at the Tender Lender today and he didn't feel like slumming around Cody*
Wocky *The little fox hears Alita’s scream and cries for help and turns around quickly, seeing her gesturing to a quickly disappearing man clutching her handbag. Some kind of primal urge triggers in him and he tears off in the direction the crook ran off, quite intent on tailing him. The thief is in his sights as he calls out* HEY QUACKA! YOU GIVE BACK THAT FLY YOUNG THANG’S PURSE YO!
Robber *He throws a look over his shoulder, and his eyes widen at the bizarre character who seems intent on catching him. He speeds up his pace, pushing through the crowd as he goes, and turns a corner up ahead*
Wocky*Wocky grits his teeth as he runs, making a noise that almost resembles a growl as he tries to catch up. In a fit of adrenaline he charges forward and valiantly attempts to tackle the thief... falling just short but managing to grab hold of the guy's baggy jeans and holding them tight* LET GO A THAT PURSE YO OR I GON LET LOOSE SOME FLY GANGSTA SHIT YO!!
Robber *The robber loses his balance and sprawls out on the floor, but manages to keep a grip on the purse. He attempts to twist around and kick the little bugger hanging onto his pants* Let go, you little runt!
Wocky *Wocky scrambles up the crook, pinning his legs down with his own* Hey I ain't no runt, yo! Now give me that purse or I gon steal you one good! *Wocky suddenly sucker punches the robber in the mouth* JUST LIKE THAT! 'CEPT I DO IT AGAIN!
Robber Ooof!! *His grip on the purse loosens. By now, people are starting to gather. It won't be long before mall security comes. He shoves the purse at Wocky, scrambling to get loose* Okay, okay! Take the damn purse! Just get off me, kid!
Wocky *Wocky takes the purse, still pinning the guy down -- he's pretty strong for being a kid!* Aw-ite, thanks Busta White... *Wocky suddenly punches the guy in the face again; hitting him square in the nose this time* Oh, and that was fo' callin' me a runt, FOO!
Robber *Winces, and then with all the strength he has, he slides out from underneath Wocky, making a break for the nearest exit, clutching his nose all the way*
Alita *Alita finally appears at the scene, barefoot and a bit breathless from the running. She ended up just throwing the shoe she had on back into the store before continuing her pursuit. The sales associate didn't look too happy, but at least she knew she wasn't trying to steal it. Alita stops near Wocky, watching in despair as the thief disappears...*
Alita *... through the automatic doors* Oh! My purse! *Then, she notices that it's laying on the floor near Wocky. She stoops to pick it up, then turns to him* T-thank you, so much...
Wocky *Wocky looks up to Alita* yo snapplecakes, this be yours, right? *he holds the small handbag up to the girl, a bit of a goofy grin on his face*
Alita *She delicately takes it from him* Yes... it is. I can't believe you got it... *She examines her purse. Nothing appears to be missing... then she notices something and her expression crumples* Oh, no... it's ripped. *She traces the long gash in the fabric, her fingers touching the threads from the popped seams*
Wocky *Wocky rises up to his feet and stuffs his hands in his pockets, leaning over to try and inspect the purse a little better. It sure looks like it's been damaged -- and it was probably his fault* Aw snap, yo. I bet that there quacka be doin' that an all while I be chasin' his scrawny azz yo.
Alita *Her expression is still disheartened, and she looks at him, her eyes big* I-I'm sure it wasn't your fault. I just... I don't have enough money to replace it. *She stares at the damaged handbag forlornly* And it was such a nice purse too...
Wocky *Wocky sticks his lower lip out in a thoughtful pout* Shiie yo, that ain't no go-- *he suddenly remembers the money Viola gave him for his services and his pout turns to a smirk. He clears his throat* yo yo, like I was sayin' shorty, it be my fault -- I buy you a new purse, aw'ite?
Alita *Her face brightens almost immediately at his suggestion* Really? *A thoughtful expression plants itself on her features* Are you sure though? It was a... designer handbag. Probably more than you have...
Wocky No sweat, yo! I got tons of th' green right here! *the boy pats his back pocket and grins wide* You just be pickin' whatever one you want! An OG always be lookin' out for a girly in trouble, yo.
Alita *She gives him a small smile, even though she doesn't understand half of the words he's using* Well, if you insist... Oh, just let me go back and get my shoes. I left them in the store. *She indicates to her bare feet, wiggling her toes a little bit*
Wocky Aw shiie dawg, come on, let's go an' get you yo shoes then. Then I go buy you a new purse! *Wocky beans proudly -- he's impressed with himself, really. Being so responsible, his father would be so proud of him right now!*
Alita Okay. *She starts back toward the store, clutching the purse in her arms* I'm Alita, by the way...
Wocky *Wocky follows alongside the girl, twirling his hair around his fingers a bit.* Alita huh... That's a pretty fly name. Pretty fly for a real fine girl, yo... Name's Wocky but my boos like to be callin' me the Wockster.
Alita Well, thank you... I'm glad you like it. *She pauses* Do you mind if I just call you Wocky?
Wocky Shore, that be right fine too, shorty! *Wocky keeps grinning* You can be callin' me whatevs you want
Alita *She giggles quietly* All right, then... *They've reached the store by now. She goes in, finds her shoes where she left them, puts them on and returns* There we go. Do you go to Cromartie, Wocky? I don't think I've seen you around before.
Wocky *Wocky shakes his head* naw I be kickin' it over at Destrade yo. I be goin' to Cromartie real soon yo, so don't you be sweatin' it none girl!
Alita *laughs lightly* I won't worry at all then. *They've reached a store that says "Prada" on the front. Her grins widens, and she glances at Wocky* Thanks so much for this...
Wocky No prob, yo! It's a man's duty an' all. Gangsta pride and shiie, dawg. *Wocky really has no idea what he's in for as he follows the girl into the store*
Alita *giggles* You know, you're kind of cute when you talk like that...
Wocky *Wocky starts to twirl his hair in his fingers again* I... am? *he grins wide, cheeks a little red*
Alita Mmm-hmm. *She turns her eyes away from him, and strolls through the aisles, glancing up at all of the purses, then her eyes catch on one. She walks over to it, looking it over* Hmmm... what do you think about this one, Wocky?
Wocky That one? Oh, uhh.... Shore, looks real kickin' yo! Bumpin'! *he's still too caught up in the idea that Alita thinks he's cute to even notice the prices on most of the purses around him*
Alita *She carefully takes it off the shelf, examining it* I kind of like this-- *She's looked up and another purse has caught her eye. She goes over to it, still holding the purse* Oh! This one is nice too...
Wocky Oh? That one... uhhh Sure, sure, whatever. I guess that one be kickin' too!
Alita *She holds a purse in each hand, as if weighing them on a balance, and deliberates. She quickly glances at the price tags. While both are extremely expensive, one is considerably pricier than the other. Her decision is made* I think I want this one, is that okay? *She holds up the pricier bag*
Wocky *Wocky shrugs, looking at the bag. it's tiny - it clearly can't cost all that much, can it?* Alright, coo. I get you that one then!
Alita *Her face is positively glowing when she turns to him, handing him the bag* Thank you so much!
Wocky *Wocky takes the bag from her and a tiny voice in the back of his head tells him to check that price tag... But of course, he tells it to shut up as he walks towards the cashier* Now you totally shore you be wantin' this bag, boo? I ain't buying you two.
Alita *nods* Yes, I'm positive.
Wocky *Wocky hands the bag to the cashier, who gives the boy a bit of a look before ringing up the bag. Wocky stares at the price that comes up -- $1,236.82* .... Yo, Mizz, I think you... put a decimal wrong or som'thin. Don worry, I be whack at math too and shiie...
Wocky *he quickly turns to look at Alita again* Y-you SHORE this be the bag??
Alita *Alita frowns, her eyes widening as she bites her lip and creating a the very picture of a poor, helpless, saddened thing* Well, yes it is, but... if it's too much trouble...
Wocky *Looking at this distraught young woman tugs at Wocky's heart in a way it ain't never been tugged at* Aw, no! Don't you worry none yo! It ain't no trouble at all, it all chill! *Wocky pulls out his wallet -- a Steel Samurai one that Cody gave him (a moustache is drawn on the SS in Sharpie) and pulls out the money Viola gave him --
counting out the bills on the counter* K, that's 10... 11... 12... an' 13. That enough, right?
Alita *Her saddened expression is gone as quickly as it came as Wocky counts out the bills on the counter. She's actually a little surprised at the fact that he has that much money, but she's not complaining. She waits quietly while the cashier takes the money and bags the purse*
Wocky *Wocky takes his change and pockets it, not bothering to stuff the coins and bills into his wallet as he hands Alita the bag with her new purse in it. Part of him can't believe he just spent that much on this girl he doesn't even know... but she did say he was cute... and strong and brave...*
Alita *Alita takes the bag carefully. She can't help but peek down into it for a minute as they leave the store* Thank you so much for everything, Wocky. Chasing down that purse snatcher and getting me a new bag. It's so sweet of you. *She leans in a pecks him on the forehead*
Wocky *All of Wocky's concerns melt away as Alita kisses his forehead. A little flustered and red, he grins wide* Aw it was nothin' yo...
Alita Still... thanks all the same. Well, I really should go. Goodbye, Wocky. *She gives him a wave and a smile and disappears in the crowd*
Wocky *Still grinning like a cheese-eating moron, Wocky raises his hand a little and waves goodbye to Alita* Bye boo, call me sometime or... somethin' or... whatevs... *he mumbles and trails off, still too caught up in the fact he just caught a crook, saved a pretty girl in trouble and got a kiss.*
Robber *Clad in a t-shirt and some baggy jeans, this twenty-something-year-old is your average, everyday punk, up to no good. He casually walks up behind Alita, treading lightly, then leans over and snatches her purse. He takes off, no longer worried about being stealthy*
Alita *Alita feels something move behind her, but by the time she whirls around, all she can see is the robber disappearing around the corner of the aisle, purse in hand. She yelps, and gives chase. Her gait is a uneven sort of limp, since she's only wearing one shoe* H-hey! Come back here! *She hobbles toward the entrance of the store, setting off the alarms as she goes*
Alita *She ignores the loud beeping of the alarm and the sales associate running towards her, and gestures wildly at the man racing through the mall* My purse! He stole my purse! Somebody help me!
Wocky *Wocky has been wandering around the mall; not doing anything in particular, just hanging out. Viola didn't need his services at the Tender Lender today and he didn't feel like slumming around Cody*
Wocky *The little fox hears Alita’s scream and cries for help and turns around quickly, seeing her gesturing to a quickly disappearing man clutching her handbag. Some kind of primal urge triggers in him and he tears off in the direction the crook ran off, quite intent on tailing him. The thief is in his sights as he calls out* HEY QUACKA! YOU GIVE BACK THAT FLY YOUNG THANG’S PURSE YO!
Robber *He throws a look over his shoulder, and his eyes widen at the bizarre character who seems intent on catching him. He speeds up his pace, pushing through the crowd as he goes, and turns a corner up ahead*
Wocky*Wocky grits his teeth as he runs, making a noise that almost resembles a growl as he tries to catch up. In a fit of adrenaline he charges forward and valiantly attempts to tackle the thief... falling just short but managing to grab hold of the guy's baggy jeans and holding them tight* LET GO A THAT PURSE YO OR I GON LET LOOSE SOME FLY GANGSTA SHIT YO!!
Robber *The robber loses his balance and sprawls out on the floor, but manages to keep a grip on the purse. He attempts to twist around and kick the little bugger hanging onto his pants* Let go, you little runt!
Wocky *Wocky scrambles up the crook, pinning his legs down with his own* Hey I ain't no runt, yo! Now give me that purse or I gon steal you one good! *Wocky suddenly sucker punches the robber in the mouth* JUST LIKE THAT! 'CEPT I DO IT AGAIN!
Robber Ooof!! *His grip on the purse loosens. By now, people are starting to gather. It won't be long before mall security comes. He shoves the purse at Wocky, scrambling to get loose* Okay, okay! Take the damn purse! Just get off me, kid!
Wocky *Wocky takes the purse, still pinning the guy down -- he's pretty strong for being a kid!* Aw-ite, thanks Busta White... *Wocky suddenly punches the guy in the face again; hitting him square in the nose this time* Oh, and that was fo' callin' me a runt, FOO!
Robber *Winces, and then with all the strength he has, he slides out from underneath Wocky, making a break for the nearest exit, clutching his nose all the way*
Alita *Alita finally appears at the scene, barefoot and a bit breathless from the running. She ended up just throwing the shoe she had on back into the store before continuing her pursuit. The sales associate didn't look too happy, but at least she knew she wasn't trying to steal it. Alita stops near Wocky, watching in despair as the thief disappears...*
Alita *... through the automatic doors* Oh! My purse! *Then, she notices that it's laying on the floor near Wocky. She stoops to pick it up, then turns to him* T-thank you, so much...
Wocky *Wocky looks up to Alita* yo snapplecakes, this be yours, right? *he holds the small handbag up to the girl, a bit of a goofy grin on his face*
Alita *She delicately takes it from him* Yes... it is. I can't believe you got it... *She examines her purse. Nothing appears to be missing... then she notices something and her expression crumples* Oh, no... it's ripped. *She traces the long gash in the fabric, her fingers touching the threads from the popped seams*
Wocky *Wocky rises up to his feet and stuffs his hands in his pockets, leaning over to try and inspect the purse a little better. It sure looks like it's been damaged -- and it was probably his fault* Aw snap, yo. I bet that there quacka be doin' that an all while I be chasin' his scrawny azz yo.
Alita *Her expression is still disheartened, and she looks at him, her eyes big* I-I'm sure it wasn't your fault. I just... I don't have enough money to replace it. *She stares at the damaged handbag forlornly* And it was such a nice purse too...
Wocky *Wocky sticks his lower lip out in a thoughtful pout* Shiie yo, that ain't no go-- *he suddenly remembers the money Viola gave him for his services and his pout turns to a smirk. He clears his throat* yo yo, like I was sayin' shorty, it be my fault -- I buy you a new purse, aw'ite?
Alita *Her face brightens almost immediately at his suggestion* Really? *A thoughtful expression plants itself on her features* Are you sure though? It was a... designer handbag. Probably more than you have...
Wocky No sweat, yo! I got tons of th' green right here! *the boy pats his back pocket and grins wide* You just be pickin' whatever one you want! An OG always be lookin' out for a girly in trouble, yo.
Alita *She gives him a small smile, even though she doesn't understand half of the words he's using* Well, if you insist... Oh, just let me go back and get my shoes. I left them in the store. *She indicates to her bare feet, wiggling her toes a little bit*
Wocky Aw shiie dawg, come on, let's go an' get you yo shoes then. Then I go buy you a new purse! *Wocky beans proudly -- he's impressed with himself, really. Being so responsible, his father would be so proud of him right now!*
Alita Okay. *She starts back toward the store, clutching the purse in her arms* I'm Alita, by the way...
Wocky *Wocky follows alongside the girl, twirling his hair around his fingers a bit.* Alita huh... That's a pretty fly name. Pretty fly for a real fine girl, yo... Name's Wocky but my boos like to be callin' me the Wockster.
Alita Well, thank you... I'm glad you like it. *She pauses* Do you mind if I just call you Wocky?
Wocky Shore, that be right fine too, shorty! *Wocky keeps grinning* You can be callin' me whatevs you want
Alita *She giggles quietly* All right, then... *They've reached the store by now. She goes in, finds her shoes where she left them, puts them on and returns* There we go. Do you go to Cromartie, Wocky? I don't think I've seen you around before.
Wocky *Wocky shakes his head* naw I be kickin' it over at Destrade yo. I be goin' to Cromartie real soon yo, so don't you be sweatin' it none girl!
Alita *laughs lightly* I won't worry at all then. *They've reached a store that says "Prada" on the front. Her grins widens, and she glances at Wocky* Thanks so much for this...
Wocky No prob, yo! It's a man's duty an' all. Gangsta pride and shiie, dawg. *Wocky really has no idea what he's in for as he follows the girl into the store*
Alita *giggles* You know, you're kind of cute when you talk like that...
Wocky *Wocky starts to twirl his hair in his fingers again* I... am? *he grins wide, cheeks a little red*
Alita Mmm-hmm. *She turns her eyes away from him, and strolls through the aisles, glancing up at all of the purses, then her eyes catch on one. She walks over to it, looking it over* Hmmm... what do you think about this one, Wocky?
Wocky That one? Oh, uhh.... Shore, looks real kickin' yo! Bumpin'! *he's still too caught up in the idea that Alita thinks he's cute to even notice the prices on most of the purses around him*
Alita *She carefully takes it off the shelf, examining it* I kind of like this-- *She's looked up and another purse has caught her eye. She goes over to it, still holding the purse* Oh! This one is nice too...
Wocky Oh? That one... uhhh Sure, sure, whatever. I guess that one be kickin' too!
Alita *She holds a purse in each hand, as if weighing them on a balance, and deliberates. She quickly glances at the price tags. While both are extremely expensive, one is considerably pricier than the other. Her decision is made* I think I want this one, is that okay? *She holds up the pricier bag*
Wocky *Wocky shrugs, looking at the bag. it's tiny - it clearly can't cost all that much, can it?* Alright, coo. I get you that one then!
Alita *Her face is positively glowing when she turns to him, handing him the bag* Thank you so much!
Wocky *Wocky takes the bag from her and a tiny voice in the back of his head tells him to check that price tag... But of course, he tells it to shut up as he walks towards the cashier* Now you totally shore you be wantin' this bag, boo? I ain't buying you two.
Alita *nods* Yes, I'm positive.
Wocky *Wocky hands the bag to the cashier, who gives the boy a bit of a look before ringing up the bag. Wocky stares at the price that comes up -- $1,236.82* .... Yo, Mizz, I think you... put a decimal wrong or som'thin. Don worry, I be whack at math too and shiie...
Wocky *he quickly turns to look at Alita again* Y-you SHORE this be the bag??
Alita *Alita frowns, her eyes widening as she bites her lip and creating a the very picture of a poor, helpless, saddened thing* Well, yes it is, but... if it's too much trouble...
Wocky *Looking at this distraught young woman tugs at Wocky's heart in a way it ain't never been tugged at* Aw, no! Don't you worry none yo! It ain't no trouble at all, it all chill! *Wocky pulls out his wallet -- a Steel Samurai one that Cody gave him (a moustache is drawn on the SS in Sharpie) and pulls out the money Viola gave him --
counting out the bills on the counter* K, that's 10... 11... 12... an' 13. That enough, right?
Alita *Her saddened expression is gone as quickly as it came as Wocky counts out the bills on the counter. She's actually a little surprised at the fact that he has that much money, but she's not complaining. She waits quietly while the cashier takes the money and bags the purse*
Wocky *Wocky takes his change and pockets it, not bothering to stuff the coins and bills into his wallet as he hands Alita the bag with her new purse in it. Part of him can't believe he just spent that much on this girl he doesn't even know... but she did say he was cute... and strong and brave...*
Alita *Alita takes the bag carefully. She can't help but peek down into it for a minute as they leave the store* Thank you so much for everything, Wocky. Chasing down that purse snatcher and getting me a new bag. It's so sweet of you. *She leans in a pecks him on the forehead*
Wocky *All of Wocky's concerns melt away as Alita kisses his forehead. A little flustered and red, he grins wide* Aw it was nothin' yo...
Alita Still... thanks all the same. Well, I really should go. Goodbye, Wocky. *She gives him a wave and a smile and disappears in the crowd*
Wocky *Still grinning like a cheese-eating moron, Wocky raises his hand a little and waves goodbye to Alita* Bye boo, call me sometime or... somethin' or... whatevs... *he mumbles and trails off, still too caught up in the fact he just caught a crook, saved a pretty girl in trouble and got a kiss.*