... is easily one of the best films I have ever seen. I hope there is no sequel.

... as promised!

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In case you're wondering how the trick was done: The top-half in the trick is a lady who has had an hemicorporectomy. The bottom-half is a contortionist bent over beneath the skirt. Simple, eh?

And as promised - a bit of an amputee comic

I have other, more important things to post - but this will do for now:

Check out number 65 in the Myspace/UK/Gothic/Indie chart

I've become employed! How did that happen?

I now work at Currys in Hermiston Gait. Blue shirts-a-go-go!

Is anyone else unimpressed by the news of the 17lb baby? It wasn't even born properly, anyway! People have had bigger tumours cut out of them! It was only 5lb heavier than I was and I was squeezed out! 6 pints of blood I cost my mum... That reminds me - I really should give blood :-\

You read right... 11lb 10 ounces!

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The second full-length Februus album is finished.

It's called "The Power of Your Fear"It took a while, and I'm very happy with it ( Read more... )

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I didn't know Aythan had joined KMFDM! :D


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... but I don't think I am ( Read more... )