A horse would never break down

[fecal_facepaint]

Ahh, i almost forgot i had this ell jay! Theres no real reason behind my neglection, apart from the sheer boredom of typing out the same "I did this, i did that, same as every other day" crap. But you know, sometimes theres so little else to do around these parts that writing an ell jay entry just happens to the most enticing thing

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[dethlikesilence]

i like toast with jelly.

[fecal_facepaint]

I saw a mad man put pva glue on toast today, it was apparently an "Art Attack"!!!

[fecal_facepaint]

And this also reminds me of the free continental breakfast at the holiday inn express. Now, a continental breakfast to me is eggs, bacon, apple juice, sausage, pancakes, little hashbrowns and all those little extra's on the side.

But their idea was a toaster, some fruit and orange juice in tiny cups. CUNTS!

[dethlikesilence]

ooo, i'll take the eggs, bacon, apple juice, sausage, pancakes, little hashbrowns and all those little extra's on the side...:)

[dirtylaundry]

I'm sorry. :(.
Love <3.

[fecal_facepaint]

All is good, for i love you too!

[stilldeaf]

The Kirkliston Deth signing sesh photos were teh sex0rz

[fecal_facepaint]

No chance, we shall have to consult Jeffery Dahmers cookbook, after battling our way past that infernal army of hermaphrodites and hope neither of us gets slowly raped by a chainsaw wielded by a colon commando... uh huh

[fecal_facepaint]

Lucky for me i have the cd here...and teh bible!

[gily]

i watched puerly belter, some of it was pretty damn funny.

[fecal_facepaint]

The bit in the classroom where the teacher asks them to use a similie. "Like a fucking kick in the cunt, i imagine" Total ROFL!!!!!