Calculations tell me, that it has infact been 25 days since my last El Jay update. Consider this situation rectified! Of couse, leaving the updating process for so long means that its hard to figure out where to start. I suppose i could start with today? Me and not_neil went to teh shops! He purchased some crap album by an indie band called Dillenger ( Read more... )

Oh my. What an eventful 2 weeks this has been (Slight emphasis on eventful, so as to sound sarcastic) Lets have a quick run down, followed by more detailed individual descriptions shall we? So, in the last two weeks i have seen a couple of exceptionally good metal bands, had a new arrival in the family, got an interview for a new job (Praise the ( Read more... )

Disgusting, rank-hovis, ungodly, minging. All adjectives to describe the way my living room looks every sunday. The place isn't exactly sparkling at any given time, but its always after people come and stay after the mission/opium/what-da-fuck-ever that it really turns into a bombsite. Christ, what is the point in using a plate as an ashtray when ( Read more... )

I kicked my brother out. He was mooching off me for far longer than i would like. Originally i said he could stay for 5 days, but i let my enforcement of the rules slip and he ended up staying for about 17 days without looking for his own place or contributing anything to my household, except a shitload of boxes and some really shoddy dish cleaning ( Read more... )

Top of my list on todays entry is : Dotty 84 in moving out of Jag Manors shock. So, The Manors has an opening. Anyone interested in living with me? I have a foosball table! Come on, somebody?

Since my last update, all i have done is :


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I am glad to have my _confuzledx back from the clutches of those wenches in the Hospital. It was a boring/worrying few days without her, i am so glad she was with me today to sleep through the construction of our new table football thingy. I put it together myself, despite the bold warnings on the instruction manual that no less than two people should attempt ( Read more... )

First and most importantly, over the next 2 or 3 days anyone wonders where _confuzledx has gone, she is currently residing at the Edinburgh Royal Infirmary and recovering from surgery as we speak. I doubt she would want me to go any further into detail, but just so you all know. She is alright though, dont worry! I miss her already ( Read more... )

So, Kirkliston Deth tried to get some new tracks done today. Unfortunately due to lethargy, bacon rolls and crap vokills, not much work got done. Fans can expect two new songs within the near future though, the working titles are "Hamish is false, but Entropy are ok" and the quote filled "Who said movie quotes in grindcore was passe?". It'll be ( Read more... )

First off, a little warning. This is my journal and i will write whatever i so please in it. This includes writing about shit and semen and blood as much as i want. The following entry into my journal does contain some mild references to the aforementioned, and those of a queasy disposition are asked to look elsewhere. Basically, i am writing this ( Read more... )